{"title":"FOR SOMEONE HAVING A SHIT YEAR","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNot a breakdown. Not a crisis. Just... a year that has been relentlessly, exhaustingly, spectacularly shit. The kind where you stop being surprised by bad news and start keeping wine in the desk drawer. This is the gift that doesn't try to fix it — just makes the surviving of it slightly more tolerable. Because sometimes that's all anyone needs.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mystery-box","title":"Mystery Box — $100+ Value for $50!","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor only $50, we’ll send you $100 worth of surprise salty treats that’ll make your bath, your mood and your entire week 99.9% better.\u003cspan class=\"author-d-4z65zz66zl57z75zyiz66zfr2fz87zwz89znujekz89zz79zz81z8qz76zhz74z08ws28z79zrgl6r2nz86zsz90zz65zm\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003eInside\u003cspan class=\"author-d-4z65zz66zl57z75zyiz66zfr2fz87zwz89znujekz89zz79zz81z8qz76zhz74z08ws28z79zrgl6r2nz86zsz90zz65zm\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e you’ll find 4 random bath salts and 2 emotional support rollers. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003eWe pick the vibes. You enjoy the surprise.\u003cspan class=\"author-d-4z65zz66zl57z75zyiz66zfr2fz87zwz89znujekz89zz79zz81z8qz76zhz74z08ws28z79zrgl6r2nz86zsz90zz65zm\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003ePerfect for gifting\u003cspan class=\"author-d-4z65zz66zl57z75zyiz66zfr2fz87zwz89znujekz89zz79zz81z8qz76zhz74z08ws28z79zrgl6r2nz86zsz90zz65zm\"\u003e or\u003c\/span\u003e treating yourself \u003cspan class=\"author-d-4z65zz66zl57z75zyiz66zfr2fz87zwz89znujekz89zz79zz81z8qz76zhz74z08ws28z79zrgl6r2nz86zsz90zz65zm\"\u003eon a badass budget.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"author-d-1gg9uz65z1iz85zgdz68zmqkz84zo2qotv4sz81zsz68z7cyz67zvqydz75zz90zz82zz85zxz82zz70zn7lz76zz89zhirz75zz88z\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43524697260125,"sku":null,"price":50.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0575\/2465\/0077\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_30_2025_09_55_14_AM.png?v=1756513549"}],"url":"https:\/\/saltyvibesco.com.au\/collections\/for-someone-having-a-shit-year.oembed","provider":"Salty Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}