MADE FOR THE BIG BATHERS
THE 411
Lower yourself into the tub and bask in your own brilliance. You’ve earned it.
THE VIBE
You’ve been carrying the weight of the world, an overflowing inbox and at least five people’s emotional baggage. Yet somehow you’re still standing. Congratu-f*cking-lations. That’s god-tier resilience right there. One soak with these energising salts and you’ll remember that you are, in fact, That Bitch™. The obnoxiously uplifting citrus trio of lemon, bergamot and orange smells like confidence, clarity and a nervous breakdown narrowly avoided.
THE AFFIRMATION
I survived the chaos, carried the emotional load and smiled through the bullshit. I’m strong, unbothered and f*cking majestic.
THE BLEND
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Lemon – Bright, zesty, energising AF
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Bergamot – Your anxiety’s arch nemesis
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Orange – Sweetly slaps your brain awake
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Magnesium - Relaxes tired muscles and replenishes the stuff your body loses when you're emotionally fried
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Coconut Oil - Leaves your skin soft, smooth, and seriously strokable
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Salts – A triple threat of sea salt, epsom, and himalayan pink for trace minerals and soaking away your sins (plus your stress)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
- Run the bath.
- Throw in the salts.
- Sit your majestic ass down and remember who the f*ck you are.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
