Your complete meltdown management system.
THE 411
The entire f*cking collection, bundled. Every single salty vibe, in both bath and roller form. Because sometimes you need to soak in it and roll with it.
THE VIBE
You’re not just one mood. You’re seven. This kit covers every emotional state from can’t f*cking cope to I’m the saltiest b*tch to ever walk this planet. Whether you’re crying in the bath, spiralling on the floor, or simply vibing in your robe… pick your blend. Run the bath. Roll the oil. Reset your entire nervous system and carry on like the resilient little legend you are. Hint: makes a perfect gift for your most chaotic mate.
THE ROLLER BLEND
100% pure essential oils blended with skin-safe fractionated coconut oil (2% dilution). Pocket-sized. Pulse-point ready. Pure plant power.
THE BATH BLEND
Magnesium chloride + a triple threat of sea salt, epsom salt and Himalayan pink salt for muscle relief, mineral boost and full-body exorcism. Infused with pure essential oils and a splash of coconut oil to leave your skin silky and your soul slightly less feral.
Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
- Roll onto wrists, temples, chest, wherever the stress is creeping in.
- Tip the matching salts into a warm bath.
- Get in. Breathe deep. Reboot your entire existence.
- Emerge smooth, soothed and suspiciously stable.
WHAT’S INSIDE
- 7 x 10ml Essential Oil Rollers
(FML, SORE, WTAF, LEAVE, CHILL, YOU, ZERO)
- 7 x 100g Bath Salt Sachets
(FML, SORE, WTAF, LEAVE, CHILL, YOU, ZERO)
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
