{"product_id":"the-team-stash","title":"The Team Stash","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e20 soaks. One box. The whole team, sorted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe office that held it together all year. The staffroom running on fumes. The netball team that deserves better than a group text. Pick any mix of 20 of our magnesium bath salts and we'll pack them into one box, ready to hand out like Oprah.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE DEAL\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e20 single-serve sachets of our magnesium bath salts (100g each). \u003cstrong\u003e$180.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's $9 a head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePICK EVERY SINGLE VIBE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny mix of 20, from all seven:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYOU\u003c\/strong\u003e — You f*cking rock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFML\u003c\/strong\u003e — F*ck my life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWTAF\u003c\/strong\u003e — What the actual f*ck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSORE\u003c\/strong\u003e — Sore as f*ck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLEAVE\u003c\/strong\u003e — Leave me the f*ck alone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZERO\u003c\/strong\u003e — Zero f*cks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCHILL\u003c\/strong\u003e — Chill as f*ck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame vibe for everyone, or a different one for every personality in the building. Can't decide? Hit \"Mix it for me\" and we'll spread them across all seven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHEADS UP\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says f*ck on every sachet. Check with HR. Or don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE GOOD SH*T INSIDE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame magnesium bath salts as always. Magnesium and essential oils, handmade in South Australia by a real family. One sachet, one bath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis won't fix your team's year. But it's a very nice way to say thanks for surviving it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Salty Vibes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67905000833117,"sku":null,"price":180.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0575\/2465\/0077\/files\/DSC_9173_7d9b2682-c12e-490b-8852-3996acbc3dca.jpg?v=1770005045","url":"https:\/\/saltyvibesco.com.au\/products\/the-team-stash","provider":"Salty Vibes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}