Honour Yourself.
Self-care rituals > everything else.
★★★★★ 500+ reviews
Self care for shit days
We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery
Pure essential oils
Aromatherapy that shifts your vibe
100% natural
Just the good stuff from mama nature
Handmade in Australia
Lots of love from our salty little family
Vegan + Cruelty-Free
Only tested on legendary humans
MOST LOVED
Salty fan faves (for good reason)
- Bestsellers
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Choose your vibe
Shop the mood that matches your chaos
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Menopause Medicine
"My super dry, post-menopausal skin just drinks up all the moisturising, oily goodness after every shower."
— Louise C.
Bath & body oil | Fuck my life
★★★★★
This fucking rocks
"Everyday crazies come your way and i can whip this out of my bag, a quick roll breathing in the lemony goodness and i am back to not wanting to kill people and remembering how fucking great i am."
— Lorraine B.
Oil Roller | You Fucking Rock
★★★★★
Absolute Magic
"I'll admit that initially, I was skeptical a salty spray could have any real impact for me. But every night that I use it I fall into the land of nod much sooner than I have done for the past year. "
— Jessica
Magnesium Oil | Spray sleep repeat
★★★★★
Absolute bliss!
"From the moment I opened the bath & body oil, I was in heaven. The aroma is like being in a Luxe Spa!! I was definitely able to "Chill The F*ck Out" and my skin was buttery soft and smooth."
— Tiki P.
Bath & body oil | Chill the fuck out
Gifts & bundles
Self care gifts for the whole damn list. Grab non-boring care packages for people who love to self care and swear.
who the f*ck we are
SELF CARE WITHOUT THE SNOOZE
Forget juice cleanses and silent retreats. We’re the real-talking, F-bomb-dropping wellness brand that keeps it real. Natural aromatherapy salts, sprays, oils, candles and cheeky AF gifts handcrafted to help you honour yourself on the good days and the shit days. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.