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Self care for shit days

We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery

Pure essential oils

Aromatherapy that shifts your vibe

100% natural

Just the good stuff from mama nature

Handmade in Australia

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

7 Aromatherapy Oil Rollers for 7 different moods
$150.00 $196.00
 
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Tired AF Sleep Kit (Limited Edition)

Preps you for a good night’s sleep by chilling out the body and the mind.
$100.00 $148.00
 
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Mystery Box — $100+ Value for $50!

A salty self care lucky dip featuring 4 magnesium bath salts + 2 essential oil rollers.
$50.00 $108.00
 
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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods
$165.00 $200.00
 
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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

Every single salty vibe, in both bath and essential oil roller form
$240.00 $287.00
 
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MAGNESIUM MAGIC

The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.
$40.00 $48.00
 
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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

For sore muscles, stressy brains and deeper sleep.
$45.00 $55.00
 
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SUNDAY RESET

The candle and body oil duo that armours you against Mondayitis.
$95.00 $108.00
 
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SELF CARE STARTER KIT

Pick ‘n’ mix your bath soak, Emotional Support Roller and natural soy wax candle.
$65.00 $81.00
 
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SALTY DUO

Mix and match a magnesium bath soak with an Emotional Support Roller
$35.00 $41.00

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Menopause Medicine

"My super dry, post-menopausal skin just drinks up all the moisturising, oily goodness after every shower."

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Bath & body oil | Fuck my life

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This fucking rocks

"Everyday crazies come your way and i can whip this out of my bag, a quick roll breathing in the lemony goodness and i am back to not wanting to kill people and remembering how fucking great i am."

— Lorraine B.
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Absolute Magic

"I'll admit that initially, I was skeptical a salty spray could have any real impact for me. But every night that I use it I fall into the land of nod much sooner than I have done for the past year. "

— Jessica
Magnesium Oil | Spray sleep repeat

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Absolute bliss!

"From the moment I opened the bath & body oil, I was in heaven. The aroma is like being in a Luxe Spa!! I was definitely able to "Chill The F*ck Out" and my skin was buttery soft and smooth."

— Tiki P.
Bath & body oil | Chill the fuck out

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Tired AF Sleep Kit (Limited Edition)

Preps you for a good night’s sleep by chilling out the body and the mind.
$100.00 $148.00
 
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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

For sore muscles, stressy brains and deeper sleep.
$45.00 $55.00
 
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Magnesium Roller – Roll. Sleep. Repeat. 10ml

World's purest magnesium roller for sleep & sore muscles.
$20.00

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FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX

7 Magnesium Bath Salts for 7 different moods
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BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

Magnesium salts to uplift & revive
$13.00
 

OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

Aromatherapy Oil Roller to calm & reset
$28.00
 
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MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML

World's purest magnesium spray for sleep & sore muscles
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BATH & BODY OIL | SORE AS FUCK 100ML

Hydrating Botanical Oil to soothe & restore
$60.00 $68.00
 
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BATH & BODY OIL | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100ML

Hydrating Botanical Oil to unwind & relax
$60.00 $68.00
 
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BATH & BODY OIL | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100ML

Hydrating Botanical Oil to ground & balance
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BATH & BODY OIL | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100ML

Hydrating Botanical Oil to uplift & revive
$60.00 $68.00
 

SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy
$40.00
 

SOY CANDLE | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maximum relaxation
$40.00
 

SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for auric protection
$40.00
 
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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods
$165.00 $200.00
 

FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX

7 Magnesium Bath Salts for 7 different moods
$68.00
 

BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

Magnesium salts to uplift & revive
$13.00
 

BATH SALTS | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 100g

Magnesium Salts to calm & reset
$13.00
 

BATH SALTS | ZERO FUCKS 100g

Magnesium Salts to reset & recentre
$13.00

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SELF CARE WITHOUT THE SNOOZE

Forget juice cleanses and silent retreats. We’re the real-talking, F-bomb-dropping wellness brand that keeps it real. Natural aromatherapy salts, sprays, oils, candles and cheeky AF gifts handcrafted to help you honour yourself on the good days and the shit days. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.

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