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  • SALTY MYSTERY BOX
  • SALTY MYSTERY BOX

SALTY MYSTERY BOX

These limited edition mystery boxes are overflowing with all the salty goodness you love. Get $100 worth of bath salts and essential oils rollers for only $50!
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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT AT THE READY

ROLL ON. RAGE LESS. REPEAT
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SOAK THE SH*T AWAY

YOU DON'T NEED MORE THERAPY. YOU NEED A F*CKING BATH.
  • 100g Bath Salt | SORE AS FUCK
    100g Bath Salt | SORE AS FUCK

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BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO SOAK IN IT & ROLL WITH IT
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FOR FREQUENT SOAKERS AND SERIAL SALTHEADS
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reviews

  • ★★★★★
    Fucking brilliant stuff
    SARAH
  • ★★★★★
    When you're looking for a gift that is just right...The recipients I gifted these to absolutely loved them (oil rollers and bath salts) with just the perfect wording!!
    Angela
  • ★★★★★
    Best stress release ever. Highly recommend.
    Sandra
  • ★★★★★
    Amazing quality and the quirky sayings can't help but put a smile on your face! Fucking amazing! Thank you
    Rowena

Salty Vibes is your sweary sidekick for when life feels a little too much. Made to nourish your nervous system, crack a smile and remind you who the f*ck you are.

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  • genuine intent

  • Funny AF

  • Natural

  • Australia made

  • Small batch