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SELF CARE WITHOUT THE WELLNESS BS

MADE FOR SHIT DAYS. BACKED BY MAGNESIUM + ESSENTIAL OILS

★★★★★500+ reviews

SHOP THE SALTY RANGE
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100% Natural

+ vegan + cruelty free ingredients.

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Handmade in SA

High integrity. Small batch.

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HAPPINESS guarantee

love it or your money back

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WHY THIS WORKS

NOT MAGIC. JUST THIS

Funny shit on the outside.
Good shit on the inside.

Magnesium to calm your system.
Essential oils to shift your mood.

That’s it.

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

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★★★★★

Salty goodness 🤤

"I absolutely fuken deserved this gift to myself and will absolutely be recommending to all my salty babes."

— Jo C.
Fuck it all Soak Box

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★★★★★

This fucking rocks

"Everyday crazies come your way and i can whip this out of my bag, a quick roll breathing in the lemony goodness and i am back to not wanting to kill people and remembering how fucking great i am."

— Lorraine B.
Oil Roller | You Fucking Rock

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★★★★★

Absolute Magic

"I'll admit that initially, I was skeptical a salty spray could have any real impact for me. But every night that I use it I fall into the land of nod much sooner than I have done for the past year. "

— Jessica
Magnesium Oil | Spray sleep repeat

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★★★★★

Absolute bliss!

"From the moment I opened the bath & body oil, I was in heaven. The aroma is like being in a Luxe Spa!! I was definitely able to "Chill The F*ck Out" and my skin was buttery soft and smooth."

— Tiki P.
Bath & body oil | Chill the fuck out

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Sweary self care

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100% natural

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blends to shift your vibe

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who the f*ck we are

SELF CARE WITHOUT THE SNOOZE

Forget juice cleanses and silent retreats. We’re the real-talking, F-bomb-dropping wellness brand that keeps it real. Natural aromatherapy salts, sprays, oils, candles and cheeky AF gifts handcrafted to help you honour yourself on the good days and the shit days. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.