MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS.
Gifts for the people you love. Including yourself.
Funny shit on the outside. Really good shit on the inside. We've made Christmas gifting a whole lot easier.
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No idea which roller? Fair. You know who it's for though… start there.
The one who's "fine"She's fine. Totally fine. Absolutely f*cking fine… sure she is.SHOP NOW →
The work wifeRoll On. Rage Less. Repeat.SHOP NOW →
The friend having a sh*t yearIt won't fix her year. It might make tonight a bit nicer.SHOP NOW →
The one who loves funny sh*tThe labels do the talking. The good shit's inside.SHOP NOW →
Teachers, Secret Santa + workmatesHand them out like Oprah.SHOP NOW →
Your sister or bestieThe ones who'd notice if you phoned it in.SHOP NOW →
Your partnerFor the one who steals the doona and still gets a present.SHOP NOW →
YourselfGive one. Keep one. You're allowed.SHOP NOW →
Shop for your team
Your team survived 2026. Barely. Pick a price per head, pick how many, done.
THE ONE EVERYONE ASKS FOR
The F*ck It All Soak Box
Good shit on the inside, funny shit on the outside.
All seven vibes in one box. Seven soaks for seven kinds of shit day… and December has all of them.
$68.00
SHOP THE BOX
SPOILER ALERT: MUM IS SANTA
Give her a f*cking moment.
She wrote the lists. Bought the teacher gifts. Remembered who's gluten-free. And the old dude in the red suit gets the credit. Again.
This year, get her something that's just for her.
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Salty goodness 🤤
"I absolutely fuken deserved this gift to myself and will absolutely be recommending to all my salty babes."
— Jo C.
Fuck it all Soak Box
★★★★★
This fucking rocks
"Everyday crazies come your way and i can whip this out of my bag, a quick roll breathing in the lemony goodness and i am back to not wanting to kill people and remembering how fucking great i am."
— Lorraine B.
Oil Roller | You Fucking Rock
★★★★★
Absolute Magic
"I'll admit that initially, I was skeptical a salty spray could have any real impact for me. But every night that I use it I fall into the land of nod much sooner than I have done for the past year. "
— Jessica
Magnesium Oil | Spray sleep repeat
★★★★★
Absolute bliss!
"From the moment I opened the bath & body oil, I was in heaven. The aroma is like being in a Luxe Spa!! I was definitely able to "Chill The F*ck Out" and my skin was buttery soft and smooth."
— Tiki P.
Bath & body oil | Chill the fuck out
Choose your vibe
Shop the mood that matches your chaos
100% Natural
+ vegan + cruelty free ingredients.
Handmade in SA
High integrity. Small batch.
HAPPINESS guarantee
love it or your money back
who the f*ck we are
SELF CARE WITHOUT THE GUILT
No juice cleanses. No silent retreats. No seven-step routine you'll feel guilty for skipping. Just natural magnesium salts, sprays, oils and candles, handmade in SA for the days when everything's a bit much. A bath. A spray before bed. Five minutes where nobody needs anything from you. That's it. That's the whole thing.