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THEY'RE REALLY F*CKING GOOD FOR YOU
Coconut Oil
Pure Essential Oils
All Natural
Hand Blended
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Same Sass. Same Goodness. New Era.
LET’S FAQ
Everything you want to know before we get dirty.
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Inside the Goods
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Shipping & Delivery
No Nasties, No Fake Fragrance, Simply fractionated coconut oil + Pure essential oils at a 4% blend.
Each vibe is its own salty little potion. Sarah (our founder) curated them with aromatherapy know-how and a sixth sense for how you’ll actually feel when you roll, soak, or spray them. Think of it as mood alchemy, bottled.
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
We pack orders within 1–2 business days in our South Australian studio. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).
