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For Breakups & Meltdowns

She doesn't need advice. She doesn't need a pep talk. She needs something that smells incredible, works on her nervous system, and silently communicates "I see you and this is genuinely shit." That's this.

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FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX
FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX
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FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX

7 Magnesium Bath Salts for 7 different moods
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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

7 Aromatherapy Oil Rollers for 7 different moods
$165.00 $196.00
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SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G
SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G

SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy
$40.00
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SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G
SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G

SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for auric protection
$40.00
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SOY CANDLE | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 200G
SOY CANDLE | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 200G

SOY CANDLE | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity
$40.00
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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods
$165.00 $200.00
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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT
THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

Every single salty vibe, in both bath and essential oil roller form
$240.00 $287.00
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SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G
SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G

SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for diffusing the drama
$40.00
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SALTY DUO
SALTY DUO

SALTY DUO

Mix and match a magnesium bath soak with an Emotional Support Roller
$35.00 $41.00

Pure essential oils

100% natural

Handmade in Australia

Vegan + Cruelty-Free

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WTAF

CHAOS CONTROL

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ZERO

FRESH OUTTA FUCKS

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SORE

WORKOUT WARRIOR

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LEAVE

DO NOT DISTURB

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CHILL

RELAX TO THE MAX

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YOU

QUEEN ENERGY

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FML

MELTDOWN MODE

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