Because your nervous system is screaming, your shoulders are in your ears, and your brain’s running like Windows ‘95. Magnesium bath salts are therapy you can lie down for: they relax muscles, calm frazzled nerves and make your whole bathroom smell like emotional recovery. Because being a pruney little disaster kind of slaps.

Yep. Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.

Abso-f*cking-lutely. ¼ pack in a bowl for feet, sprinkle in the shower or even leave a bowl out as a salty room diffuser. Desperate times = creative rituals.

Nope. No dyes, no weird residues. Just let them dissolve fully, step carefully into the bath and give the tub a quick rinse after. Easy.

Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.

$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.

We pack orders within 1–2 business days in our South Australian studio. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.

Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).