WHO THE F*CK ARE WE

PASS THE F*CKING SALT

We’re not here to make you namaste your way out of a bad mood or guilt you for skipping yoga class. We’re here to give you permission to feel your feels and embrace the messiness of life with good-for-you rituals and sassy self care gifts that don’t come with woo-woo fluffery (but do come with plenty of F-bombs).

I'M SARAH ARMSTRONG FOUNDER OF SALTY VIBES

Wife, mum, recovering overachiever and unapologetic Bath Queen. This sweary little biz was born in the middle of a corporate-induced meltdown, when one salty bath, a splash of essential oils and a string of F-bombs reminded me how bloody powerful simple self care rituals can be. If it could reset me on my worst day, I figured it might just help others crawl back from theirs too.

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OUR MOTTO? HONOUR YOURSELF.

And no, that doesn’t mean Instagram-worthy wellness marathons. It means doing whatever the hell works for you. Light a candle with dishes still in the sink. Dump a salty sachet and soak like a bougie dumpling. Roll oils before a meeting that makes you want to scream. Spray magnesium at night and finally get the corpse-like sleep you’ve been dreaming about. Because when you find even a single minute to chill the f*ck out, that’s what counts.

NO WELLNESS WANKERY

We’re done with being told to breathe deeply and think positive thoughts. If crystals and $18 matcha lattes fixed burnout, none of us would be ugly crying in our cars. No amount of love and light stops life from being cooked. So instead of guilt-inducing self care clichés, we make salty, sweary rituals that actually make you feel f*cking good, without sending you broke.

OUR PRODUCTS

WHY ALL THE SWEARING

Because life already comes with enough bullsh*t. The last thing you need is another brand pretending everything is all sunshine and rainbows. Swearing is real, it’s raw, it’s release. And sometimes ‘golly gosh’ just doesn’t cut it. If colourful language makes you clutch your pearls, this probably isn’t your corner of the internet. But if you’re as potty-mouthed as we are? Babe, you’re in the right place.

DROP SOME F-BOMBS

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Nice Sh*t people are saying

ERINemotional rescue kit

"Love these products - especially the oil rollers! Just the thing for keeping me calm in a long day of saying "nothing from me" in 16 meetings back to back."

AINSLEYemotional support crew

I stumbled across Salty Vibes on my socials and am sofa king happy that I did. Not only do my roll on oils smell divine, their names are legendary and sweary which is totally my vibe. Even gifted a couple to my boss, which she is loving! Pretty sure I'm here favourite employee now. Thanks Salty Vibes, I'll be back.

Anthonyfuck it all box

"Fuck that was good", a common phase while working through the mixed box. Fast shipping, great product, fun little note inside. You make good shit Sarah

Emilybath salts + candle

I’ve purchased both the bath salts and candles and OMG, these are the best products I treat myself to! The celebration of a warm bath with these salts is not a want but definitely a need!! A bit of self care goes a long way in this crazy busy world! Purchasing is easy, communication is brilliant! Definitely recommend!! Go on, treat yo self!!