PASS THE F*CKING SALT
We’re not here to make you namaste your way out of a bad mood or guilt you for skipping yoga class. We’re here to give you permission to feel your feels and embrace the messiness of life with good-for-you rituals and sassy self care gifts that don’t come with woo-woo fluffery (but do come with plenty of F-bombs).
OUR MOTTO? HONOUR YOURSELF.
And no, that doesn’t mean Instagram-worthy wellness marathons. It means doing whatever the hell works for you. Light a candle with dishes still in the sink. Dump a salty sachet and soak like a bougie dumpling. Roll oils before a meeting that makes you want to scream. Spray magnesium at night and finally get the corpse-like sleep you’ve been dreaming about. Because when you find even a single minute to chill the f*ck out, that’s what counts.
NO WELLNESS WANKERY
We’re done with being told to breathe deeply and think positive thoughts. If crystals and $18 matcha lattes fixed burnout, none of us would be ugly crying in our cars. No amount of love and light stops life from being cooked. So instead of guilt-inducing self care clichés, we make salty, sweary rituals that actually make you feel f*cking good, without sending you broke.
WHY ALL THE SWEARING
Because life already comes with enough bullsh*t. The last thing you need is another brand pretending everything is all sunshine and rainbows. Swearing is real, it’s raw, it’s release. And sometimes ‘golly gosh’ just doesn’t cut it. If colourful language makes you clutch your pearls, this probably isn’t your corner of the internet. But if you’re as potty-mouthed as we are? Babe, you’re in the right place.
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