THE 411
For when you're *this* close to going full feral mode.
THE VIBE
You’re just about ready to quit your life and start over as a goat herder in the Alps. Why not soak that sh*t off instead? Infused with nerolina and ylang ylang, this salty little saviour is a floral f*ck you to the absolute circus of bullsh*t that’s been testing your last nerve. Slip into the tub, sigh aggressively, then stay submerged until the rage dissolves or you forget how many f*ckwits tried to ruin your day. Whichever comes first.
THE AFFIRMATION
I honour the version of me who didn’t lose their shit today. I deserve a fucking medal and a trophy made of cheese.
THE BLEND
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Nerolina - Ctrl+alt+deletes a frazzled mind
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Ylang Ylang - Kicks stress to the curb
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Magnesium - Relaxes tired muscles and replenishes the stuff your body loses when you're emotionally fried
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Coconut Oil - Leaves your skin soft, smooth and seriously strokable
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Salts - A triple threat of sea salt, epsom, and himalayan pink for trace minerals and soaking away your sins (plus your stress)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
- Add water.
- Add salts.
- Submerge yourself like a feral little sea witch who's had enough of everyone’s BS.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
