THE 411
Your fried brain has officially left the chat.
THE VIBE
Your eye’s twitching and you’re hanging on by a single crusty thread. In short? You’re f*cking cooked. You could try breathwork, journalling, crystals, self-combusting… all that sh*t. Or you could pour an unholy amount of these magnesium-infused salts into a hot bath, lay there like a boiled potato and become gloriously unreachable. We suggest the latter. You’re done for today. Probably tomorrow, too.
THE AFFIRMATION
Today I am clocking off from life's bullshit. Please direct all further chaos to literally anyone else.
THE BLEND
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Frankincense - Sets the mood for mental peace
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Patchouli – Grounds you when your brain’s doing backflips
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Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes.
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Myrrh – A comforting nap for your nervous system.
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Geranium – Fresh, floral, emotionally stable
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Magnesium - Relaxes tired muscles and replenishes the stuff your body loses when you're emotionally fried
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Coconut Oil - Leaves your skin soft, smooth, and seriously strokable
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Salts - A triple threat of sea salt, epsom, and himalayan pink for trace minerals and soaking away your sins (plus your stress)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
- Pour the salts.
- Dunk yourself in the tub.
- Go limp like a defeated little ravioli.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
