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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

Regular price $160.00
Sale price $160.00 Regular price $266.00
40% off
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Your complete emotional support system.

What's included:

7 x Essential Oil Rollers 10ml
7 x Bath Salt Sachets 100g

Love it or your money back. More info.

Handmade in Australia

100% natural, no crap



Description
The entire f*cking collection, bundled. Every single salty vibe, in both bath and essential oil roller form.

This kit is your emotional Swiss Army knife: from “can’t f*cking cope” to “I’m the saltiest b*tch alive.” Cry in the bath, spiral on the floor, vibe in your robe — there’s a soak + roller combo for every flavour of meltdown and mood.

It’s equal parts ritual, therapy, and chaos management. Also makes an unreasonably good gift for your most feral mate.
How to use

1. Choose your emotional state (are you feral, fried, fabulous, or all three?).
2. Pick your salty sachet + matching roller.
3. Run the bath. Tip in the salts. Sink in and lie there like a luxurious pickle in brine.
4. Post-soak, roll on the essential oil roller to your pulse points to keep the mood alive long after the water’s gone cold (hint: can also be used anytime throughout the day or night).
5. Carry on like the f*cking legend you were born to be.

Ingredients

Magnesium Bath Salts: Each 100g sachet contains a mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (frankincense, patchouli, sandalwood, myrrh, geranium)

Rollers: 100% pure essential oils, diluted to a skin-safe 2% in fractionated coconut oil.

Shipping

We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.

We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

★★★★★

Must haves!!

Great for presents but also for some “me” time. But let’s also talk about the labels ! Exactly what we all need and think ! Haha. I will be buying more

— Fiona E.

★★★★★

Treat yo self!!

"OMG, these are the best products I treat myself to! A bit of self care goes a long way in this crazy busy world! Purchasing is easy, communication is brilliant! Definitely recommend!! Go on, treat yo self!!"

— Emily G.

★★★★★

Perfect Present

"Perfect present for all my f###### legend friends"

— Kim C.

★★★★★

Smell amazing

"Got these for my best friend's 40th..she loves a bath after her crazy job. She absolutely loved them and said they smell amazing!!! Thinking I should probably get some myself!"

— Samantha R.

who the f*ck we are

Self care for shit days

Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.

Pure essential oils

Blends to shift your vibe

100% natural

Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates

Handmade in Australia

In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business

Vegan + Cruelty-Free

Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier

FAQ

Where do your oils come from?

We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.

Can you add a gift note to my order?

Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.

Are they safe for pregnancy/kids/sensitive skin?

Always patch test. For external use only. Avoid eyes and broken skin. All blends are pregnancy-safe except SORE (contains wintergreen + peppermint). Rollers are best used on adults (labels swear + oils can be potent). If pregnant, breastfeeding, or bathing kids, start small and keep water warm (not hot).