YOUR TEAM SURVIVED 2026. BARELY.
Thank them with something better than another mug.
Funny shit on the outside. Really good shit on the inside. Pick a price per head, pick how many, done… back to pretending you've got it all under control.
Heads up: it says f*ck on the box. Check with HR. Or don't.
Shop by price per head
Same thing for everyone? Easy. Mix it up? Also easy. Add one lot, then go again.
A soak each
$13.00 each
Secret Santa budget, sorted. One bath each and a very small break from everyone.
A roller each
From $20.00 each
Roll On. Rage Less. Repeat. WTAF is the work wife favourite.
The Salty Duo
$35.00 each
A soak and a roller in the same vibe. Pick the vibe, pick how many.
The F*ck It All box
$68.00 each
All seven vibes in one box. For the ones who carried the place.
BIG TEAM? ONE BOX.
The Team Stash
20 soaks, packed in one box. Pick any mix of the seven vibes (or hit "Mix it for me"), we pack them, you hand them out like Oprah.
$180.00
BUILD YOUR STASH →A love note in every one?
Every order already gets one of Mum's cards. Her words, printed in her handwriting.
Want one for every gift, so you can hand them out? Free. Just tell us how many.
The practical bits
Tax invoice
Need one for the books? Get in touch after you order and we'll send it through.
Shipping
Same $5 flat rate as always.
Timing
We're currently taking 2-3 business days to make, pack and send your orders on their merry way. You'll receive tracking as soon as your parcel is handed over to Australia Post.
Once dispatched, standard delivery typically takes 3-6 business days, depending on your location. Regional areas may take a little longer.
Got a big list?
Sending to lots of addresses, or got a question first? Get in touch and we'll work it out with you.