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FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX
FUCK IT ALL SOAK BOX

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Salty Vibes magnesium bath sachets
YOU — You f*cking rock sachet
FML — F*ck my life sachet
WTAF — What the actual f*ck sachet
SORE — Sore as f*ck sachet
LEAVE — Leave me the f*ck alone sachet
ZERO — Zero f*cks sachet
CHILL — Chill as f*ck sachet
Salty Vibes magnesium bath sachets
YOU — You f*cking rock sachet
FML — F*ck my life sachet
WTAF — What the actual f*ck sachet
SORE — Sore as f*ck sachet
LEAVE — Leave me the f*ck alone sachet
ZERO — Zero f*cks sachet
CHILL — Chill as f*ck sachet

The Team Stash

$180.00
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Heads up: it says f*ck on every sachet. Check with HR. Or don't.

Love it or your money back. More info.

Handmade in Australia

100% natural, no crap

Description

20 soaks. One box. The whole team, sorted.

The office that held it together all year. The staffroom running on fumes. The netball team that deserves better than a group text. Pick any mix of 20 of our magnesium bath salts and we'll pack them into one box, ready to hand out like Oprah.

THE DEAL

20 single-serve sachets of our magnesium bath salts (100g each). $180. That's $9 a head.

PICK EVERY SINGLE VIBE

Any mix of 20, from all seven:

  • YOU — You f*cking rock
  • FML — F*ck my life
  • WTAF — What the actual f*ck
  • SORE — Sore as f*ck
  • LEAVE — Leave me the f*ck alone
  • ZERO — Zero f*cks
  • CHILL — Chill as f*ck

Same vibe for everyone, or a different one for every personality in the building. Can't decide? Hit "Mix it for me" and we'll spread them across all seven.

HEADS UP

It says f*ck on every sachet. Check with HR. Or don't.

THE GOOD SH*T INSIDE

Same magnesium bath salts as always. Magnesium and essential oils, handmade in South Australia by a real family. One sachet, one bath.

This won't fix your team's year. But it's a very nice way to say thanks for surviving it.

BUILD YOUR STASH

Pick your 20. Go all in on one vibe, or spread the love across all seven.

  • YOUYou f*cking rock 0
  • FMLF*ck my life 0
  • WTAFWhat the actual f*ck 0
  • SORESore as f*ck 0
  • LEAVELeave me the f*ck alone 0
  • ZEROZero f*cks 0
  • CHILLChill as f*ck 0

20 to go.

Want one of Mum's love notes for each? Tell us how many on the Shop for teams page.

Shipping

We're currently taking 2-3 business days to make, pack and send your orders on their merry way. You'll receive tracking as soon as your parcel is handed over to Australia Post.

Once dispatched, standard delivery typically takes 3-6 business days, depending on your location. Regional areas may take a little longer.