THE 411
Soak, swear, survive. Then do it all again tomorrow, you f*cking masochist.
THE VIBE
You’re hobbling around like a wounded pirate, you can’t sit on the loo without screaming for mercy and stairs? F*ck stairs. Looks like someone thought they were hot sh*t in the gym yesterday. A triple-threat salt mix loaded with magnesium and laced with wintergreen, peppermint and lavender oils will send aching muscles packing and drop-kick joint cramps into oblivion. It’s the bathing equivalent of Deep Heat.
THE AFFIRMATION
I accept the pain. I embrace the burn. And I gently ask my muscles to stop acting like I was hit by a fucking bus.
THE BLEND
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Wintergreen - Zaps weary muscles
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Peppermint - Chills out aching joints
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Lavender - Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
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Magnesium - Relaxes tired muscles and replenishes the stuff your body loses when you're emotionally fried
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Coconut Oil - Leaves your skin soft, smooth, and seriously strokable
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Salts - A triple threat of sea salt, epsom, and himalayan pink for trace minerals and soaking away your sins (plus your stress)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
- Toss the salts in.
- Limp into the bath.
- Soak like the tragically heroic gym rat you are.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
