THE 411
Your aching muscles called. They want this.
THE VIBE
You smashed an intense workout and now your body’s filing a formal complaint. Walking hurts. Sitting hurts. Breathing? Bloody hurts. Packed with soothing essential oils, this roller blend helps you unf*ck your body one deep breath at a time. Roll it on, exhale dramatically and pretend you didn’t just cry doing lunges.
THE AFFIRMATION
I accept the pain. I embrace the burn. And I gently ask my muscles to stop acting like I was hit by a f*cking bus.
THE BLEND
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Wintergreen – Comforts cranky, overworked muscles
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Peppermint – Cools tension and clears your "wtf was I thinking" brain fog
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Lavender – Brings the soft, healing energy you desperately need
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10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (2% dilution)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
- Glass bottle, steel roller ball, pocket-sized peace offering
PSA: Not suitable for pregnant or breastfeeding women or kids under 12.
THE RITUAL
- Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
- Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
