MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML
MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML

MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML

A few sprays each night and you’ll have the kind of drooly, body-melting sleep you’ve been dreaming about.

$35.00

When you’re a twitchy little insomniac, this magnesium oil spray is your express ticket to unconsciousness (the safe, legal kind).

Spritz onto skin, rub it in and let it tuck your nervous system into bed. Magnesium absorbs through the skin to calm your jittery mind, chill restless muscles, and knock you into the kind of restorative sleep where you wake up in a drool puddle and 10x more refreshed.

Unlike Netflix binges and late-night doomscrolling, this sh*t’s actually good for you.

- Deeper sleep: Helps your brain switch off and stay off (goodbye 3am doom-scroll).
- Muscle relaxation: Calms cramps, twitches and the ache of simply existing.
- Stress relief: Takes the edge off your frazzled nervous system.
- Fast absorption: Works through the skin, bypassing the gut drama of supplements.
- Mood support: Helps regulate stress hormones so you’re less likely to bite.
- Easy ritual: Spray, sleep, repeat. lLow effort, high reward.

We make no medical claims, just damn good self-care.

1. Spritz 3–4 times on the soles of your feet, legs, arms, belly—wherever you’re feeling the vibe
2. Massage it in and let the salty magic do its thing while you catch some zzz’s.

Patch test before use.

Full of the good stuff and lots of it: elemental magnesium (the stuff your body actually absorbs) and what's actually in this mist.

~125 mg elemental magnesium per 1 mL of spray
~12–18 mg per spritz (depending how trigger-happy you are)
~ A 200 mL bottle = ~25,000 mg elemental magnesium (aka a heavy-hitting salty unit)

Translation: if you’re going to the effort of spraying magnesium, it may as well pack a f*cking punch.

Magnesium Chloride (125mg/ml of elemental magnesium) + Distilled Water

Tingling? Totally normal. That’s just your skin doing a salty little shimmy. Avoid spraying into eyes, on broken skin, or freshly shaved bits—unless you’re into shrieking like a banshee. Rinse with water if irritation crashes the party.

For external use only. Keep away from tiny humans, curious pets, and direct sunlight.
MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML
$35.00

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and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

WTF is elemental magnesium (and why should I care)?
Here’s the deal: not all magnesium sprays are created equal. Lots of brands pad their labels with big, fancy magneisum figures that look impressive but don’t translate to results. Elemental magnesium is the actual magnesium your body can use — not the extra stuff it’s bound to in compounds like magnesium chloride, citrate, or oxide. Think of it as the active ingredient that does the good work. It’s involved in over 300 biochemical reactions in your body and helps muscles relax after they contract, calms your nervous system, supports melatonin production for sleep and even keeps your stress hormones in check. If you’re low on it (spoiler: most people are), you’ll feel it as cramps, restless legs, stress, anxiety and sh*t sleep.
Will it help me sleep better?
Yep. Magnesium can help regulate your circadian rhythm, reduces night-time restlessness and promotes deep, restorative sleep. Less counting sheep, more shut eye.
Can it replace oral magnesium supplements?
Depends on your needs. For many people, transdermal is enough. For others (with very low levels), it works best alongside dietary sources or oral supplements. Think of the spray as the fastest, least-fussy way to top up your tank.
How long until I notice results?
Some people feel relaxed after the first use (the muscle ease + tingles are a giveaway). For sleep support, give it a week or two of consistent use before you judge. Though word on the salty street is that it works is magic pretty damn quickly.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).