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WTF is elemental magnesium (and why should I care)?
Here’s the deal: not all magnesium sprays are created equal. Lots of brands pad their labels with big, fancy magneisum figures that look impressive but don’t translate to results. Elemental magnesium is the actual magnesium your body can use — not the extra stuff it’s bound to in compounds like magnesium chloride, citrate, or oxide. Think of it as the active ingredient that does the good work. It’s involved in over 300 biochemical reactions in your body and helps muscles relax after they contract, calms your nervous system, supports melatonin production for sleep and even keeps your stress hormones in check. If you’re low on it (spoiler: most people are), you’ll feel it as cramps, restless legs, stress, anxiety and sh*t sleep.
Will it help me sleep better?
Yep. Magnesium can help regulate your circadian rhythm, reduces night-time restlessness and promotes deep, restorative sleep. Less counting sheep, more shut eye.
Can it replace oral magnesium supplements?
Depends on your needs. For many people, transdermal is enough. For others (with very low levels), it works best alongside dietary sources or oral supplements. Think of the spray as the fastest, least-fussy way to top up your tank.
How long until I notice results?
Some people feel relaxed after the first use (the muscle ease + tingles are a giveaway). For sleep support, give it a week or two of consistent use before you judge. Though word on the salty street is that it works is magic pretty damn quickly.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).