THE 411
Welcome to rock bottom. Population: you.
THE VIBE
Your stress levels have surpassed legally acceptable limits and your last f*ck just packed its bags and left the building. You could deal with it like a functioning adult (y’know… therapy, yoga, meditation, all that sh*t). Or you could run a scalding bath, dump this salty bastard in, let lavender, sandalwood and frankincense do their thing and emerge slightly pruney but a whole less likely to throw a chair through a window. Your call. Enjoy your existential float, ya mess.
THE AFFIRMATION
I release today’s bullsh*t, marinate in my own salty delusions and welcome calm like the stress-free b*tch I was born to be.
THE BLEND
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Frankincense - Sets the mood for mental peace
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Sandalwood - Brings the grounding vibes
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Lavender - Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
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Magnesium - Relaxes tired muscles and replenishes the stuff your body loses when you're emotionally fried
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Coconut Oil - Leaves your skin soft, smooth, and seriously strokable
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Salts - A triple threat of sea salt, epsom, and himalayan pink for trace minerals and soaking away your sins (plus your stress)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
1. Get your arse in the bath.
- Pour some salts.
- Soak all your f*cks away.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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