A MIDDLE FINGER TO MAINSTREAM WELLNESS
HEY, I’M SARAH AKA ONE SALTY B*TCH
WIFE. MUM. COUNSELLOR. FORMER CORPORATE RAT. RECOVERING OVERACHIEVER. UNHINGED BATH QUEEN. FOUNDER OF SALTY VIBES
I’ve squeezed out three humans, been married to a wildly talented artist since 2007 and spent a good chunk of my adult life hustling for validation in the corporate world while secretly Googling "how to feel less dead inside.“
Despite being balls-deep in the wellness industry boom, I couldn’t help but notice: everyone’s obsessed with ‘self-care’. Yet somehow still ugly crying in their car? And I realised... no amount of gua sha or celery juice is going to help if we can’t say out loud that we’re not okay.
I wanted to make something that gave people permission to feel like sh*t and embrace the fuckery. So I quit my corporate job and decided to take matters into my own hands (with a few meltdowns along the way).
And so Salty Vibes was born: a world of muscle-melting magnesium flakes, soul-soothing essential oils and cheeky AF gifts for the legends in your life.
WHY I DO THIS SH*T
Because the world doesn’t need more wishy washy wellness advice or matcha lattes. It needs honesty. Some lols. Genuine goodness. And non-cringey products that let you prioritise yourself and nourish your nervous system (with a side of swearing).
If Salty Vibes gives you a chuckle, a moment of stillness or even just the guts to say, “today was cooked and I need to soak and roll these f*cks away”, then I’ve done my job.
Remember, YOU f*cking rock.
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Sarah x