THE 411
Unwind in a vat of mineral-infused solitude. You’ll rejoin society when you’re good and salty.
THE VIBE
You’re not being dramatic. Everyone’s just too loud, too needy, too damn close to your energy field. One more unsolicited opinion and you’ll become a f*cking hermit. Enter: this anti-social salvation in a bag. A grounding, mood-shifting trio of grapefruit, geranium and cedarwood blended with muscle-melting salts, designed to unplug your brain and mute humanity in one steamy dunk.
THE AFFIRMATION
I deserve silence, solitude, zero notifications and a legally binding Do Not Disturb sign.
THE BLEND
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Grapefruit - A little slap of sunshine
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Cedarwood - Woodsy, warm, calm as hell
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Geranium – Fresh, floral, emotionally stable
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Magnesium - Relaxes tired muscles and replenishes the stuff your body loses when you're emotionally fried
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Coconut Oil - Leaves your skin soft, smooth, and seriously strokable
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Salts – A triple threat of sea salt, epsom, and himalayan pink for trace minerals and soaking away your sins (plus your stress)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
THE RITUAL
- Toss in the salts.
- Shut the door.
- Soak until you forget your name, your job and why people keep needing sh*t from you.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
