OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML
OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML
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OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

For when life’s kicked you in the tits, roll this on and remember to breathe, b*tch, breathe.
$25.00

Everything’s gone to shit. The house looks like it was robbed by raccoons. You just yelled “COME AT ME BRO!” at a pile of unfolded laundry. And you’ve strongly considered just… disappearing. Like, fully. New name, new town, no forwarding address. Time to call in the big guns.

Not your grandma’s floral, WTAF is here to talk your nervous system down off the ledge for when you’re giving ‘don’t fuck with me’ vibes.

Roll it onto your pulse points and give yourself a floral ctrl+alt+delete before tomorrow fucks with you again.

I honour the version of me who didn’t lose their sht today. I deserve a f*cking medal. And a trophy made of cheese.

1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.


- Nerolina: Ctrl+Alt+Deletes your frazzled thoughts
- Ylang Ylang: Kicks tension in the shins
- 10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (4% dilution)

Coconut Oil, Nerolina & Ylang Ylang 100% Pure Essential Oils
OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML
$25.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).