THE 411
For when you’re one dumb comment away from self-combusting.
THE VIBE
WTAF is your fast-acting, floral f*ck you to the relentless circus of BS testing your last nerve. Infused with nerolina and ylang ylang, this essential oil roller blend is for when you’re just about ready to quit your life and start over as a goat herder in the Alps.
THE AFFIRMATION
I honour the version of me who didn’t lose their sht today. I deserve a f*cking medal. And a trophy made of cheese.
THE BLEND
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Nerolina: Ctrl+Alt+Deletes your frazzled thoughts
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Ylang Ylang: Kicks tension in the shins
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10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (2% dilution)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
- Glass bottle, steel roller ball, pocket-sized peace offering.
THE RITUAL
- Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
- Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
