OIL ROLLER | FUCK MY LIFE 10ML
Aromatherapy Oil Roller to de-stress & rebalance
10ml (approx 1-3 rolls per day for 3 months)
Love it or your money back. More info.
Handmade in Australia
100% natural, no crap
AROMATHERAPY SUPERPOWERS
Description
Welcome to rock bottom. Population: you. One swipe of this essential oil roller and the world smells a little less hostile.
Frankincense dials down the drama in your head, sandalwood drags you out of the spin cycle and lavender hushes your nervous twitch. Together, they stage an oily intervention so you don’t snap and throw a stapler at someone.
Keep it on you for emotional emergencies: traffic jams, dealing with Karens and meetings that could’ve been emails.
Why it works
Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers.
Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood.
We make no medical claims, just damn good self-care.
How to use
1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.
Ingredients
Shipping
We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
Complete the ritual
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Carpal Tunnel
"Brilliant products to bring a bit of light humour to the dark days. I have been wearing the pain roller nearly every day, as I have Carpal Tunnel, and it has made a lot of difference to my pain. I also bought a set of rollers for my sister who is having a tough time at the moment and she loved them too!"
— Elizabeth E.
OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK
★★★★★
Perfect size
"The oil roller was the perfect size for my pocket at the snow - smells delicious too!"
— Emma R.
OIL ROLLER | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
★★★★★
I feel powerful & confident
"Something in this roller deeply resonates with my soul and makes me feel immediately better and more powerful and confident as soon as I smell it. Highly recommend!"
— Aisha P.
OIL ROLLER | YOU FUCKING ROCK
★★★★★
Essential relief
"My Salty Vibes essential oil rollers are fantastic. They arrived in perfect condition and the scent of each roller is sublime and will provide essential relief. These salty essential oil rollers will be such fun additions to birthday gifts for my friends and family."
— Marietta T.
ROLLER BUNDLE
who the f*ck we are
Self care for shit days
Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.
Pure essential oils
Blends to shift your vibe
100% natural - no crap
Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates
Handmade in Australia
In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business
Vegan + Cruelty-Free
Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier
FAQ
How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Do the essential oils do anything or just smell good?
Both. Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers (like lavender for calm, citrus for uplift, eucalyptus for clarity). They shift your vibe while making you smell like you’ve got your life together.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.