OIL ROLLER | FUCK MY LIFE 10ML
OIL ROLLER | FUCK MY LIFE 10ML

OIL ROLLER | FUCK MY LIFE 10ML

For when life’s a relentless circus and you’re the unwilling clown, FML is your pocket-sized panic button.
$25.00

Welcome to rock bottom. Population: you. One swipe of this essential oil roller and the world smells a little less hostile.

Frankincense dials down the drama in your head, sandalwood drags you out of the spin cycle and lavender hushes your nervous twitch. Together, they stage an oily intervention so you don’t snap and throw a stapler at someone.

Keep it on you for emotional emergencies: traffic jams, dealing with Karens and meetings that could’ve been emails.

I release today’s drama and welcome calm like the stress-free b*tch I was born to be.

1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.

- Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
- Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes
- Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
- 10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (4% dilution)

Coconut Oil, Frankincense, Lavender, Sandalwood 100% Pure Essential Oils
OIL ROLLER | FUCK MY LIFE 10ML
$25.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).