THE 411
Welcome to rock bottom. Population: you.
THE VIBE
Your stress levels have surpassed legally acceptable limits, your emotional bandwidth is on fire and your last f*ck just packed its bags and left the building. Time to roll on, rage less, repeat.
THE AFFIRMATION
I release today’s bullsh*t and welcome calm like the stress-free b*tch I was born to be.
THE BLEND
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Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
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Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes
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Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
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10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (2% dilution)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
- Glass bottle, steel roller ball, pocket-sized peace offering.
THE RITUAL
- Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
- Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
