BATH & BODY OIL | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100ML
BATH & BODY OIL | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100ML

BATH & BODY OIL | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100ML

For when you’re overcooked, overstimulated and one crystal-healing session away from self-combusting, reach for this calming oil instead.
$68.00

Some days you don’t need yoga, meditation or a damn sage stick. You just need to grease yourself up like a rotisserie chicken and marinate in peace.

This Bath & Body Oil is your ticket to slippery serenity, packed with calming botanicals, stress-melting oils and enough moisture to make your skin forget it ever flaked out on you.

Rub it on post-shower or drizzle it in your bath and revel in the calming, earthy aromas that smell like inner peace (if inner peace also swore a lot).

 

Today I am clocking off from life's bullsh*t. Please direct all further chaos to literally anyone else.

1. Slather it all over or wherever you store stress.
2. Pump 5 squirts into a warm bath and sink in like a slippery goddess.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are (but with glossier skin).

- Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
- Patchouli – Grounds your squirrel brain
- Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes
- Myrrh – A comforting nap for your nervous system
- Geranium – Balances moods and stressheads
- Jojoba Oil: Balances, nourishes and hydrates for juicy, supple limbs.
- Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, and leaves you softer than a marshmallow.
- Olive Oil: Rich in fatty acids that keep skin smooth and less reptilian.

Coconut Oil, Jojoba, Olive Oil, Frankincense, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Myrrh & Geranium Essential Oils
BATH & BODY OIL | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100ML
$68.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How do I actually use a bath or body oil?
  • Body: On damp skin (post-shower or bath), warm a few drops in your palms and glide it on. Damp skin = faster soak-in.
  • Bath: Add 1–2 tsp (5–10 mL) under running water, swish, then slide into the tub like a silky dolphin.
  • Bonus uses: Luxe massage oil, on thirsty elbows/knees/cuticles, on the face, but only if your skin actually likes oils.
Do the essential oils do anything or just smell good?
Both. Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers (like lavender for calm, citrus for uplift, eucalyptus for clarity). They shift your vibe while making you smell like you’ve got your life together.
How strong is the scent?
A plant-oil base + our signature essential oil blend at 4% dilution = strong enough to bring mood-shifting vibes, soft enough not to overwhelm your senses.
How long will it last?
100 mL bottle = about 50–100 full-body applications or 10–20 baths, depending on how obsessive you are with it.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).