NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
and no we didn't bribe themInfo & FAQ's
What’s in the kit?
One Bath & Body Oil (100 mL in the vibe of your choice) + one natural soy candle (200 g, any salty mood).
Do the essential oils actually do anything?
Yep. They vibe-shift your mood while making everything smell like you’ve got your life together.
How strong is the scent?
Oil: Blended at 4% dilution = strong enough for mood-shifting, soft enough not to overwhelm.
Candle: Packs a punch, but scent throw also depends on room size and airflow. For best results, let it reach a full melt pool on the first burn.
Is it the oil greasy? Will it wreck my sheets?
Nope. The oil absorbs fast (especially on damp skin). Just let it sink before rolling around on silk.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).