BATH & BODY OIL | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100ML
Hydrating Botanical Oil to uplift & revive
100ml (50–100 full-body applications or 10–20 baths)
Love it or your money back. More info.
Handmade in Australia
100% natural, no crap
AROMATHERAPY SUPERPOWERS
Description
You’ve survived the drama, carried the baggage, smiled through the bullsh*t and still turned up looking like a legend. That calls for a citrus-soaked standing ovation.
Lemon blasts you with bold, zesty energy, bergamot straightens your invisible crown and orange hollers encouragement like your ride-or-die bestie. Meanwhile, silky plant oils drench your skin until it feels soft as hell and impossible not to touch.
Raise a glass and bask in your own brilliance. It’s time to self-worship, bitch.
Why it works
Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers.
Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood.
We make no medical claims, just damn good self-care.
How to use
Body: On damp skin (post-shower or bath), warm a few drops in your palms and glide it on. Damp skin = faster soak-in.
Bath: Add 1–2 tsp (5–10 mL) under running water, swish, then slide into the tub like a silky dolphin.
Bonus uses: Luxe massage oil, on thirsty elbows/knees/cuticles, on the face, but only if your skin actually likes oils.
Ingredients
Shipping
We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
Complete the ritual
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Menopause Medicine
"My super dry, post-menopausal skin just drinks up all the moisturising, oily goodness after every shower."
— Louise C.
Bath & body oil | Fuck my life
★★★★★
Hell yeah. Love it!
"Arrived just after a shocking day. Perfect timing! Smells amazeballs. Leaves skin feeling super soft. Great to use in the shower / bath and a massage oil. Love it! Great quality product. Love the packaging too. Affirmation and all. Hell yeah.. Recommend!!"
★★★★★
My chill oil
"My super dry, post-menopausal skin just drinks up all the moisturising, oily goodness after every shower."
— Kaylene P.
Bath & body oil | Fuck my life
★★★★★
Sore as fuck no more!
"My clients and I love this body oil. I have clients requesting I use it on them now! It smells divine and takes the aches and pains away. Thanks Salty Vibes! I'll be buying more of this!"
— Buffy D.
Bath & body oil | Sore as Fuck
★★★★★
Improved sleep
"I absolutely LOVE this oil. Ive been rubbing it straight onto my skin at night and its been amazing and my sleep has also improved. Totally addicted"
— Angela
Bath & body oil | Fuck my life
who the f*ck we are
Self care for shit days
Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.
Pure essential oils
Blends to shift your vibe
100% natural - no crap
Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates
Handmade in Australia
In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business
Vegan + Cruelty-Free
Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier
FAQ
How do I actually use a bath or body oil?
Body: On damp skin (post-shower or bath), warm a few drops in your palms and glide it on. Damp skin = faster soak-in.
Bath: Add 1–2 tsp (5–10 mL) under running water, swish, then slide into the tub like a silky dolphin.
Bonus uses: Luxe massage oil, on thirsty elbows/knees/cuticles, on the face, but only if your skin actually likes oils.
How long will it last?
100 mL bottle = about 50–100 full-body applications or 10–20 baths, depending on how obsessive you are with it.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
How strong is the scent?
A plant-oil base + our signature essential oil blend at 4% dilution = strong enough to bring mood-shifting vibes, soft enough not to overwhelm your senses.
Do the essential oils do anything or just smell good?
Both. Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers (like lavender for calm, citrus for uplift, eucalyptus for clarity). They shift your vibe while making you smell like you’ve got your life together.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.