FUCK IT ALL BOX
FUCK IT ALL BOX
FUCK IT ALL BOX
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FUCK IT ALL BOX

Seven bath soak sachets for seven flavours of trying to keep your sh*t together.
$68.00

Shopping for someone who’s clearly spiralling but still swears they’re ‘fine’? This is the gift that calls their bluff.

Inside: every salty mood we’ve ever made, in single-serve form. That’s 7 magnesium bath soaks to match the crisis of the week: rage, burnout, heartbreak, joy or just plain ‘f*ck this.

It’s the ultimate survival kit for your bestie, your work wife or yourself (because let’s be real, you 100% need it too).

1. Pick the sachet that matches today’s particular flavour of meltdown.
2. Run the water.
3. Pour in the salts.
4. Slide in and float around like a bougie little sea cucumber until you’re delightfully pruney.

7 x 100g magnesium bath salt soaks in all the vibes (FML, WTAF, YOU, SORE, CHILL, ZERO, LEAVE)

Each 100g sachet contains a mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and 100% pure essential oils.
FUCK IT ALL BOX
$68.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

What’s actually in them?
Only the good sh*t. A triple threat of sea salt, epsom salt, and himalayan pink salt, boosted with magnesium chloride and pure essential oils. Zero sulphates, parabens, fillers or glitter (we’re not Nikki Webster circa 2003). Just straight-up support for your stressed-out system.
Do they actually do anything?
Yep. Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.
How much do I use?
The entire damn packet baby. This isn’t a sprinkle-for-vibes situation. Go full feral mermaid.
Are the salts safe for pregnancy/kids/sensitive skin?
Always patch test first. These are suitable for external use only — avoid eyes and broken/just-shaved skin unless you’re into pain. All blends are pregnancy-safe except SORE (contains wintergreen + peppermint = a no). If pregnant, breastfeeding, on meds, or bathing small humans, keep the water warm (not hot) and start with half a pack. When in doubt, ask a healthcare pro — we’re bath witches, not doctors.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).