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Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity

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BATH & BODY OILS

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BATH SALTS

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

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World's purest magnesium spray for sleep & sore muscles

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World's purest magnesium roller for sleep & sore muscles.

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OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods

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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy

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CANDLES

Hand Poured natural soy wax candles made with premium fragrance oils.

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Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity

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CHILL

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OIL ROLLER | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 10ML

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Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maximum relaxation

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROLLER

Aromatherapy essential oil blends for every mood, vibe and meltdown.

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

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Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for diffusing the drama

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity

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Cheeky AF, curated self-care bundles made for gifting or keeping.

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5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods

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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.

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MAGNESIUM MAGIC

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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

The candle and body oil duo that armours you against Mondayitis.

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SUNDAY RESET

Pick ‘n’ mix your bath soak, Emotional Support Roller and natural soy wax candle.

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BATH SALTS | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 100g

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OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

World's purest magnesium spray for sleep & sore muscles

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OIL ROLLER | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 10ML

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The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.

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World's purest magnesium roller for sleep & sore muscles.

Magnesium Roller – Roll. Sleep. Repeat. 10ml

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy

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SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maximum relaxation

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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity

SOY CANDLE | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for diffusing the drama

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For auric protection from idiots and energy vampires.

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BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g

OIL ROLLER | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 10ML

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Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for auric protection

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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

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World's purest magnesium spray for sleep & sore muscles

MAGNESIUM SPRAY

The purest magnesium oil in the world to soothe sore muscles, calm nerves and help you sleep like a log.

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MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML

The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.

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MAGNESIUM MAGIC

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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

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BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

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BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

World's purest magnesium spray for sleep & sore muscles

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MAGNESIUM OIL | SPRAY SLEEP REPEAT 200ML

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy

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SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G

BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g

BATH SALTS | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100g

OIL ROLLER | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 10ML

OIL ROLLER | YOU FUCKING ROCK 10ML

BATH SALTS | SORE AS FUCK 100g

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OIL ROLLER | ZERO FUCKS 10ML

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BATH SALTS | FUCK MY LIFE 100g

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for auric protection

SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maximum relaxation

SOY CANDLE | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 200G

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods

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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity

SOY CANDLE | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 200G

BATH & BODY OIL | SORE AS FUCK 100ML

Every single salty vibe, in both bath and essential oil roller form

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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for diffusing the drama

SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G

BATH & BODY OIL | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 100ML

BATH & BODY OIL | ZERO FUCKS 100ML

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The candle and body oil duo that armours you against Mondayitis.

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SUNDAY RESET

Pick ‘n’ mix your bath soak, Emotional Support Roller and natural soy wax candle.

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.

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MAGNESIUM MAGIC

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods

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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

Every single salty vibe, in both bath and essential oil roller form

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THE EMOTIONAL RESCUE KIT

Pick ‘n’ mix your bath soak, Emotional Support Roller and natural soy wax candle.

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The candle and body oil duo that armours you against Mondayitis.

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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

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100% Mulberry Silk sleep mask - while stocks last

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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

World's purest magnesium roller for sleep & sore muscles.

Magnesium Roller – Roll. Sleep. Repeat. 10ml

Mix and match a magnesium bath soak with an Emotional Support Roller

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.

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MAGNESIUM MAGIC

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Magnesium Recovery Kit — Spray + Roller

5 Hand Poured Natural Soy Wax Candles for 5 different moods

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HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

The candle and body oil duo that armours you against Mondayitis.

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Pick ‘n’ mix your bath soak, Emotional Support Roller and natural soy wax candle.

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SORE

For sore bodies, tight muscles and twitchy limbs.

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BATH SALTS | SORE AS FUCK 100g

OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK 10ML

BATH SALTS | SORE AS FUCK 100g

OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK 10ML

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

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WTAF

For when sh*t's hit the fan and you need damage control.

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BATH SALTS | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 100g

OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

BATH SALTS | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 100g

OIL ROLLER | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 10ML

Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for maintaining your sanity

SOY CANDLE | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 200G

BATH & BODY OIL | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 100ML

YOU

For main character energy and self worship.

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BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

OIL ROLLER | YOU FUCKING ROCK 10ML

BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

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Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy

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SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G

BATH & BODY OIL | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100ML

ZERO

For when you’ve officially run out of f*cks to give.

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BATH SALTS | ZERO FUCKS 100g

OIL ROLLER | ZERO FUCKS 10ML

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