HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
Description
Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express. Final stop: peak vibes. This bundle crams all five of our natural soy candles into one gloriously scented collection.
Each one is hand-poured by local legends in South Australia for people who treat candles like emotional support objects (because let’s be honest, they are).
Light one when you need calm, three when you’re spiralling or the whole damn lot when you want your lounge to smell like a boujee inferno. Either way, your space is about to hit *chef’s kiss* levels of ambience.
How to use
Ingredients
Shipping
We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Must haves!!
Great for presents but also for some “me” time. But let’s also talk about the labels ! Exactly what we all need and think ! Haha. I will be buying more
— Fiona E.
★★★★★
Treat yo self!!
"OMG, these are the best products I treat myself to! A bit of self care goes a long way in this crazy busy world! Purchasing is easy, communication is brilliant! Definitely recommend!! Go on, treat yo self!!"
— Emily G.
★★★★★
Perfect Present
"Perfect present for all my f###### legend friends"
— Kim C.
★★★★★
Smell amazing
"Got these for my best friend's 40th..she loves a bath after her crazy job. She absolutely loved them and said they smell amazing!!! Thinking I should probably get some myself!"
— Samantha R.
who the f*ck we are
Self care for shit days
Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.
Pure essential oils
Blends to shift your vibe
100% natural
Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates
Handmade in Australia
In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business
Vegan + Cruelty-Free
Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier
FAQ
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.
Are they safe for pregnancy/kids/sensitive skin?
Always patch test. For external use only. Avoid eyes and broken skin. All blends are pregnancy-safe except SORE (contains wintergreen + peppermint). Rollers are best used on adults (labels swear + oils can be potent). If pregnant, breastfeeding, or bathing kids, start small and keep water warm (not hot).