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Recovery Ritual Kit

Magnesium + targeted oils to soothe overworked bodies

Your post-workout “why the fuck am I this sore?” survival kit.

What's included:

1 x 100ml SORE as f*ck bath & body oil
1 x 200ml Magnesium oil spray
1 x 10ml Magensium il roller

Love it or your money back. More info.

Handmade in Australia

100% natural, no crap



BODY OIL SUPERPOWERS

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WINTERGREEN
Relieves overworked muscles

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PEPPERMINT
Cools tension

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LAVENDER
Comfort


Description

Whether you smashed a workout, spent the weekend hauling kids/sports gear around, or simply moved your body like an overconfident 20-year-old…

This bundle was made for recovery.

The Recovery Ritual Kit combines magnesium, essential oils, and deeply nourishing body care to help support tired muscles, tense bodies, and post-activity recovery rituals — without the beige wellness bullshit.

Inside you’ll get:

SORE Bath & Body Oil — 100ml

A rich botanical body oil designed to help soothe tired, overworked bodies while locking in hydration after showers, baths, workouts, or long days on your feet.

SPRAY. SLEEP. REPEAT. Magnesium Spray — 200ml

Pure magnesium oil spray designed for topical magnesium application. Perfect for legs, shoulders, backs, feet, or wherever your body is screaming for attention.

ROLL. SLEEP. REPEAT. Magnesium Roller — 10ml

Your handbag/gym bag/pillow-side recovery sidekick. Roll onto pulse points, temples, neck, shoulders, or sore spots whenever life — or leg day — gets a bit aggressive.

Why it works

Recovery isn’t just about stopping.

It’s about supporting your body after you’ve pushed it, trained hard, worked hard, or accidentally acted like your knees are still 21.

This trio combines topical magnesium, botanical oils, and recovery-focused rituals designed to help soothe tired muscles and support post-activity recovery.

Magnesium Oil

Used topically as part of your recovery routine for tired, overworked bodies.

Botanical Oils

Jojoba, coconut, and olive oils help nourish skin while supporting massage and muscle recovery rituals.

Aromatherapy Support

Essential oils create a grounding sensory experience that helps signal to your body and brain that it’s time to ease the fuck up.

No medical claims. No miracle cures. No elite athlete requirements. Just damn good recovery support for real humans.

How to use

SORE OIL
Apply directly onto damp skin after a shower or bath for hydration and massage support.

You can also:
add a few pumps to a warm bath | use during massage | apply after exercise or stretching | use daily as part of your recovery ritual

MAGNESIUM OIL
Spritz 3–4 times on the soles of your feet, legs, arms, belly—wherever you’re feeling the vibe. Massage it in and let the salty magic do its thing while you catch some zzz’s.

Patch test before use.

Ingredients

Body Oil: Coconut Oil, Jojoba, Olive Oil, Wintergreen, Peppermint & Lavender Essential Oils

Magnesium Oil: Magnesium Chloride (125mg/ml of elemental magnesium) + Distilled Water

Warnings: Sore body oil not for children under 12, regnant or breastfeeding women. Magnesium Oil Tingling? Totally normal. That’s just your skin doing a salty little shimmy. Avoid spraying into eyes, on broken skin, or freshly shaved bits. Rinse with water if irritation crashes the party.

For external use only. Keep away from tiny humans, curious pets, and direct sunlight.

Shipping

We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.

We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.

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Treat yo self!!

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Perfect Present

"Perfect present for all my f###### legend friends"

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Decreased pain

"I have had chronic back pain most of my life, and more recently hip pain. My pain would wake me up most nights around 4-6 times. After three weeks of using Salty Magnesium Oil Spray, I only wake up 1-3 times, I have even slept right through. My pain levels overall have decreased, the longer I use the oil, the less my pain is."

— Narita

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who the f*ck we are

Self care for shit days

Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.

Pure essential oils

Blends to shift your vibe

100% natural

Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates

Handmade in Australia

In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business

Vegan + Cruelty-Free

Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier

FAQ

How do I actually use a bath or body oil?

Body: On damp skin (post-shower or bath), warm a few drops in your palms and glide it on. Damp skin = faster soak-in.

Bath: Add 1–2 tsp (5–10 mL) under running water, swish, then slide into the tub like a silky dolphin.

Bonus uses: Luxe massage oil, on thirsty elbows/knees/cuticles, on the face, but only if your skin actually likes oils.

Where do your oils come from?

We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.

Do the essential oils do anything or just smell good?

Both. Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers (like lavender for calm, citrus for uplift, eucalyptus for clarity). They shift your vibe while making you smell like you’ve got your life together.

Are they safe for pregnancy/kids/sensitive skin?

SORE is not safe for children under 12, pregnant or breastfeeding women (contains wintergreen + peppermint).
Always patch test. For external use only. Avoid eyes and broken skin.

WTF is elemental magnesium (and why should I care)?

Here’s the deal: not all magnesium sprays are created equal. Lots of brands pad their labels with big, fancy magneisum figures that look impressive but don’t translate to results. Elemental magnesium is the actual magnesium your body can use — not the extra stuff it’s bound to in compounds like magnesium chloride, citrate, or oxide. Think of it as the active ingredient that does the good work. It’s involved in over 300 biochemical reactions in your body and helps muscles relax after they contract, calms your nervous system, supports melatonin production for sleep and even keeps your stress hormones in check. If you’re low on it (spoiler: most people are), you’ll feel it as cramps, restless legs, stress, anxiety and sh*t sleep.

How long until I notice results?

Some people feel relaxed after the first use (the muscle ease + tingles are a giveaway). For sleep support, give it a week or two of consistent use before you judge. Though word on the salty street is that it works is magic pretty damn quickly.

Can you add a gift note to my order?

Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. No invoice is included with orders, ever.