SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK 200G
Handpoured Natural Soy Wax Candle for main character energy
200g (approx ~30-40 hours burn time)
Love it or your money back. More info.
Handmade in Australia
100% natural, no crap
THE BLEND
Description
This is your energising slap on the arse for sh*tty days, self-doubt and those moments you somehow forgot you’re the f*cking star of the show.
Smells like a bouquet of native flowers yelling, “here b*tch, you earned this!”.
Lemon and pine needle lift your aura sky-high, eucalyptus and lemon myrtle sweep in fresh and fierce, while patchouli and sandalwood finish it all with an earthy mic drop.
Light it, adjust your crown and remember who the f*ck you are.
Why it works
Lighting a candle is a clever little nervous system hack.
The soft glow sets the mood and the aromatic scent hits your limbic system (the part of your brain that controls emotions and memories).
In seconds, your mood shifts from chaos mode to calm.
Kind of like therapy, but smells better.
We make no medical claims, just damn good self-care.
How to use
1. Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting.
2. Burn for 2–4 hours on first use to avoid tunnelling.
3. Light it up. Breathe deeply. Try not to set anything on fire (except your f*cks).
Never leave unattended.
Ingredients
Shipping
We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
Complete the ritual
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Thrilled with the chill
"Love the vibe these candles bring.
The act of lighting this baby is the first signal to let the nervous system know it's time to chill the f*ck out! Smells beaut, looks sooo purrrty. and lasts for ages "
— Lou C.
SOY CANDLE | CHILL THE FUCK OUT
★★★★★
They last
"I love love love them! Not over powering and truly smell divine. So far I’ve tried Leave and FML and both I’m so happy with. I have them burning for around 2-3 hours at a time and they last, not burn away in no time like some other Big Name brands. I’m extremely happy and once again Sarah has not disappointed. Well done legend!"
— Kaylene. P
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
★★★★★
Smell divine
"These candles are all they promise. Long lasting , smell devine but not over powering and look gorgeous. Would highly recommend. But let’s also talk about the labels ! Exactly what we all need and think ! Haha. Great for presents but also for some “me” time. I will be buying more"
— Fiona E.
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
★★★★★
A moment to breathe
"I’m such a huge fan of all the salty vibe products, but I recently bought the YOU candle. The calming fragrance I just can’t get enough of, I look forward to lighting this candle at the end of my day, after dinner, after my son has gone to bed and I can take a moment to just breathe. I love it"
— Lisa D.
SOY CANDLE | YOU FUCKING ROCK
who the f*ck we are
Self care for shit days
Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.
Pure essential oils
Blends to shift your vibe
100% natural - no crap
Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates
Handmade in Australia
In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business
Vegan + Cruelty-Free
Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier
FAQ
How long will the candle last?
Depends on wick discipline and room vibes. A 200g jar typically gets ~30–40 hours. Trim the wick, don’t marathon-burn and you’ll squeeze every last glorious hour out.
How long will it last?
100 mL bottle = about 50–100 full-body applications or 10–20 baths, depending on how obsessive you are with it.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are soy candles safe for pets/kids?
While natural and safe, use common sense: burn out of reach of young kiddos, never leave unattended, ventilate rooms and snuff before nap time or playtime. Pets + open flames = instant nope.
What’s in it?
Natural soy wax, premium fragrance oils and a lead-free cotton wick. No toxins, no weird sh*t. Just clean burns and sexy smells.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.