EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW
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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW

Seven little bottles of emotional first aid to roll on, rage less, repeat.
$140.00 $175.00

Meet the full oily squad: 7 essential oil rollers ready to vibe-shift your mood or meltdown.

Stress? There’s a scent for that. Anxiety? Roll it out, babe. Can’t even? This kit absolutely can.

Perfect for gifting, hoarding or building your own scent-based boundary system. Keep them in your bag, on your desk, by your bed or throw one at anyone testing your patience.

Because no one should raw-dog life without aromatic backup.

1. Pick your mood
2. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
3. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.

7 x 10ml essential oil rollers in all the vibes


- FML – for when life’s cooked.
- WTAF – for chaos that defies words.
- LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE – for enforced hermit mode.
- ZERO F*CKS – for when apathy is the vibe.
- YOU F*CKING ROCK – for self-worship days.
- CHILL THE F*CK OUT – for calming feral nervous systems.
- SORE AS F*CK – for gym trauma and body aches(


Glass roller bottles with steel ball tops

100% pure essential oils at a 4% dilution blended with skin-safe fractionated coconut oil.

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CREW
$140.00$175.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

What the f*ck are Emotional Support Rollers?
Tiny glass bottles of aromatic wizardry. Each roller is a custom essential oil blend designed to support your nervous system, emotional state and general will to live. They won’t fully fix your problems, but they will make them smell better.
How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dance-floor therapy = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your essential oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. Pure, potent and no dodgy crap.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10 mL bottle = ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).