HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

HOT MESS CANDLE KIT

Five candles. One fiery kit. Time to get f*cking lit.
$150.00 $200.00

Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express. Final stop: peak vibes. This bundle crams all five of our natural soy candles into one gloriously scented collection.

Each one is hand-poured by local legends in South Australia for people who treat candles like emotional support objects (because let’s be honest, they are).

Light one when you need calm, three when you’re spiralling or the whole damn lot when you want your lounge to smell like a boujee inferno. Either way, your space is about to hit *chef’s kiss* levels of ambience.

1. Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting.
2. Burn for 2–4 hours on first use to avoid tunnelling.
3. Light it up.
4. Inhale the good sh*t. Exhale the bullsh*t. Try not to set anything on fire (except your f*cks).

Never leave unattended.

- 200g Natural Soy Wax Candle (FML, WTAF, LEAVE, YOU, CHILL)
- 40 Hour Burn Time
- 100% natural soy wax (no paraffin, no toxins, no crap).
- Cotton wicks for a steady, even burn.
- Premium fragrance oils blended into each vibe.
- Handmade in small batches by South Australian local legends.

Soy Wax, Natural Fragrance Oil

HOT MESS CANDLE KIT
$150.00$200.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How many candles in the bundle?
Five glorious flames — our entire candle collection. That’s FML, WTAF, LEAVE, YOU and CHILL all bundled together so you’ve got a vibe for every meltdown, mood swing or main-character moment.
How long will the candle last?
Depends on wick discipline and room vibes. A 200g jar typically gets ~30–40 hours. Trim the wick, don’t marathon-burn and you’ll squeeze every last glorious hour out.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).