SALTY DUO
SALTY DUO
SALTY DUO
SALTY DUO

SALTY DUO

Choose your salty duo. Because sometimes you need to soak in it and roll with it.
$35.00 $38.00
Choose variants
Select Emotional Support Roller (Vibes)
Select Single bath sachets (Vibes)

Our Salty Duos let you mix and match a magnesium-packed bath soak with an Emotional Support Roller to match your mood (or meltdown).

Dissolve the drama in the tub. Then roll on the matching vibe when you crawl back out.

It’s emotional multitasking at its finest, no therapy appointment required.

 We call it sweary self-care. You'll call it the best damn part of your day.

1. Roll onto wrists, temples, chest, wherever the stress is creeping in.
2. Tip the salts into a warm bath.
3. Get in. Breathe deep. Reboot your entire existence.
4. Emerge chilled AF and giving zero f*cks.

- 1 x 10ml emotional support roller of your choice
- 1 x 100g bath salt sachet of your choice

FML – for when life’s cooked.
WTAF – for chaos that defies words.
LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE – for enforced hermit mode.
ZERO F*CKS – for when apathy is the vibe.
YOU F*CKING ROCK – for self-worship days.
CHILL THE F*CK OUT – for calming feral nervous systems.
SORE AS F*CK – for gym trauma and body aches

Emotional Support Roller 10ml:
100% pure essential oils blended with skin-safe fractionated coconut oil (4% dilution). Pocket-sized. Pulse-point ready. Pure plant power.

Magnesium Bath Soak 100g: Magnesium chloride + a triple threat of sea salt, epsom salt and himalayan pink salt for muscle relief, mineral boost and full-body exorcism. Infused with pure essential oils and a splash of coconut oil to leave your skin silky and smooth.
SALTY DUO
$35.00$38.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

What’s in the bundle?
1x 100 g Magnesium Bath Soak sachet + 1x Emotional Support Roller. You pick the vibes — pair them up to match whatever mood you’re riding today.
What’s in them?
  • Bath salts: Sea salt, epsom salt, Himalayan pink salt, magnesium chloride + essential oils. Zero sulphates, parabens, fillers or glitter (this isn’t 2003).
  • Rollers: 100% pure essential oils, diluted to a skin-safe 2% in fractionated coconut oil. No synthetics, no crap.
Are they safe for pregnancy/kids/sensitive skin?
Always patch test. For external use only. Avoid eyes and broken skin. All blends are pregnancy-safe except SORE (contains wintergreen + peppermint). Rollers are best used on adults (labels swear + oils can be potent). If pregnant, breastfeeding, or bathing kids, start small and keep water warm (not hot).
How long do they last?
  • Salts: One sachet = one glorious full-salt soak (or two lighter dips).
  • Roller: A 10 mL bottle = ~1–3 swipe-ons a day for ~3 months (unless life’s really lifing).
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).