SELF CARE STARTER KIT

Your pick-n-mix of salty rituals, scented boundaries and sweary self-worship.

$65.00 $78.00

Meet the Self Care Starter Kit — your excuse to finally put yourself first. Inside: one bath soak, one Emotional Support Roller and one natural soy candle. Everything you need to build a daily or weekly “f*ck off, I’m busy” ritual that’s just for you.

Curate your own trio based on how cooked, chaotic or fabulous you’re feeling. Because sometimes all it takes is a soak, a scent and a flickering flame to remind you to chill TF out.

1. Pick your trio (bath, roller, candle) to match your current vibe or meltdown.
2. Run the bath, pour in the salts, light your candle.
3. Slide in, roll on and zen out until your nervous system finally stops screaming.
4. Emerge pruney, smug and significantly less unbothered.

- Magnesium Bath Soak (100g, any vibe): Mineral-rich salts to relax muscles, de-frazzle your nervous system and kick stress to the curb.
- Emotional Support Roller (10ml, any vibe): Pure essential oils handblended for mood-shifting, stress-slaying or ego-inflating purposes.
- Candle (200g, any vibe): Flickering flame + feral humour + mood-boosting fragrance = the scented therapy session your therapist would probably approve of.

Candle: soy wax, fragrance oil
Emotional support roller: coconut oil, 100% pure essential oils
Bath Salts: A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils

SELF CARE STARTER KIT
$65.00$78.00

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and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

What’s in the kit?
1x 100 g Magnesium Bath Soak, 1x Emotional Support Roller and 1x natural soy candle — all in the vibe of your choice. Magnesium melts tension out of your body, essential oils vibe-shift your mood and the candle sets the tone for zoning the world out. Basically: soak, roll, light, repeat.
How long do they last?
  • Soak: One sachet = one glorious full-salt bath (or two lighter dips).
  • Roller: A 10 mL bottle = ~3 months of daily use (sooner if you’re extra).
  • Candle: A 200 g jar = ~30–40 hrs burn time with good wick discipline.
Are they safe for pregnancy/kids/sensitive skin?
Always patch test first. All blends are pregnancy-safe except SORE (contains wintergreen/peppermint). Rollers are best kept to adult use (labels swear + oils are potent little beasts). Candles: keep flames away from kids/pets, and never leave unattended.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).