MAGNESIUM MAGIC
The magnesium duo that body-slams stress, muscle aches and sh*tty sleep straight to hell.
$40.00
$48.00
You’re wired, tired and running on empty. Magnesium Magic is your tag-team bedtime ritual for chaos, cramps and nights when your brain thinks 3am is party time.
Step one: dump the magnesium-rich salts into your bath and soak until your twitchy muscles surrender. Step two: spritz the magnesium oil over your body and let it tuck your nervous system into bed. The result? The kind of deep, drooly, corpse-level sleep you can’t get from apps, podcasts or counting sheep until you hate sheep.
This kit doesn’t just relax you, it knocks you the f*ck out (in the nicest way possible). Sweet dreams, legend.
MAGNESIUM MAGIC
$40.00$48.00
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
and no we didn't bribe themInfo & FAQ's
WTF is “elemental magnesium” and why should I care?
Elemental magnesium = the actual magnesium your body can use. It’s involved in over 300 body processes: relaxing tight muscles, calming frazzled nerves, supporting melatonin (sleep), and keeping stress hormones in check. Most of us are low on it (hello cramps, restless legs, anxiety, and sh*t sleep) so topping up your mag levels matters.
How does magnesium work through the skin?
Enter transdermal absorption: magnesium passes through your skin, straight into your bloodstream, skipping digestion. Faster uptake, fewer side effects and direct relief for sore muscles, stress and sleep issues.
Will this bundle help me sleep better?
It damn well should. Magnesium can help regulate circadian rhythm, reduce restlessness and promote deep, drooly, restorative sleep. Less counting sheep, more actual shut-eye.
Do they actually do anything?
Yep. The spray gives quick, targeted magnesium relief for stress and sleep. The salts add a full-body soak with essential oils for extra mood-shifting and muscle-easing magic. Together? *chefs kiss*.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).
