OIL ROLLER | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 10ML

When your cortisol levels are throwing a rave party, roll this on and chill TF out.

$25.00

This roller is your official DND mode for the nervous system.

Deep, earthy and grounding, it’s like a weighted blanket for the soul. Frankincense calms ya farm, patchouli relaxes your squirrel brain, sandalwood grounds your wobbles, myrrh tells anxiety to shhh and geranium helps rein in stressy outbursts.

Swipe it over wrists, temples, heart or whenever your inner stress demon is clocking overtime.

Today I am clocking off from life's bullsh*t. Please direct all further chaos to literally anyone else.


1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are

- Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
- Patchouli – Grounds your squirrel brain
- Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes
- Myrrh – A comforting nap for your nervous system
- Geranium – Balances moods and stressheads
- 10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (4% dilution)

Coconut Oil, Frankincense, Patchouli, Sandalwood, Myrrh, Geranium 100% Pure Essential Oils

OIL ROLLER | CHILL THE FUCK OUT 10ML
$25.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).