OIL ROLLER | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 10ML
For the days when you’re surrounded by idiots who can’t take a hint, why not roll that sh*t off?
$25.00
Everyone is breathing too loud, texting too much and messing with you aura. This blend is a pure energetic f*ck-off roller.
Uplifting grapefruit shakes off the psychic sludge, grounding cedarwood keeps you from throwing hands and geranium tells idiots to back off.
It won’t stop dumbasses from contacting you, but it will wrap your fried little soul in a citrus-scented cloak of not my fucking problem.
OIL ROLLER | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 10ML
$25.00
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and no we didn't bribe themInfo & FAQ's
How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).
