OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK 10ML
OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK 10ML

OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK 10ML

You crushed the workout and now your hamstrings hate you. Here’s your post-gym peace offering.
$25.00

Congrats, champ. You crushed the workout, and now your hamstrings hate you, your calves are crying and stairs feel like a hate crime.

An SOS for aching limbs, SORE is here to help unf*ck your body one roll and sniff at a time.

Wintergreen and peppermint team up like icy little assassins to take down your deep muscle pain. Lavender’s here to stop you crying on the bathroom floor.

Swipe it over screaming shoulders or trembling quads and pretend you didn’t almost sob mid-lunge.

I accept the pain. I embrace the burn. And I gently ask my muscles to stop acting like I was hit by a f*cking bus.

1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.

- Wintergreen – Comforts cranky, overworked muscles
- Peppermint – Cools tension and clears your "wtf was I thinking" brain fog
- Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
- 10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (4% dilution)

Coconut Oil, Wintergreen, Peppermint, Lavender 100% Pure Essential Oils

Not suitable for pregnant, breastfeeding women or children under 12
OIL ROLLER | SORE AS FUCK 10ML
$25.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).