SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G
SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G

SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G

Smells like telling everyone to politely f*ck off.
$40.00

You’re overstimulated, emotionally pickled and sick of dealing with people's sh*t. What you actually need is silence, snacks and scented boundaries. Enter LEAVE: the candle for zero human interaction and maximum solo time.

Juicy mandarin and tangerine open fresh and bright, cedarwood and musk bring the calm and vanilla with patchouli leave a warm, woody trail that smells exactly like peace and quiet.

It’s not antisocial. It’s aromatherapy, babe.

I deserve silence, solitude, snacks, zero notifications and a legally binding Do Not Disturb sign.


1. Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting.
2. Burn for 2–4 hours on first use to avoid tunnelling.
3. Light it up. Breathe deeply. Try not to set anything on fire (except your f*cks).

Never leave unattended.

Top Notes: Mandarin Tangerine
Middle Notes: Cedarwood Musk
Base Notes: Vanilla Patchouli

Soy Wax, Natural Fragrance Oil
SOY CANDLE | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 200G
$40.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long will the candle last?
Depends on wick discipline and room vibes. A 200g jar typically gets ~30–40 hours. Trim the wick, don’t marathon-burn and you’ll squeeze every last glorious hour out.
What’s in it?
Natural soy wax, premium fragrance oils and a lead-free cotton wick. No toxins, no weird sh*t. Just clean burns and sexy smells.
Are soy candles safe for pets/kids?
While natural and safe, use common sense: burn out of reach of young kiddos, never leave unattended, ventilate rooms and snuff before nap time or playtime. Pets + open flames = instant nope.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).