The entire f*cking collection, bundled. Every single salty vibe, in both bath and essential oil roller form.
This kit is your emotional Swiss Army knife: from“can’t f*cking cope” to“I’m the saltiest b*tch alive.” Cry in the bath, spiral on the floor, vibe in your robe — there’s a soak + roller combo for every flavour of meltdown and mood.
It’s equal parts ritual, therapy, and chaos management. Also makes an unreasonably good gift for your most feral mate.
THE RITUAL
1. Choose your emotional state (are you feral, fried, fabulous, or all three?).
2. Pick your salty sachet + matching roller.
3. Run the bath. Tip in the salts. Sink in and lie there like a luxurious pickle in brine.
4. Post-soak, roll on the essential oil roller to your pulse points to keep the mood alive long after the water’s gone cold (hint: can also be used anytime throughout the day or night).
5. Carry on like the f*cking legend you were born to be.
THE BLEND
- 7 x 10ml Essential Oil Rollers
- 7 x 100g Bath Salt Sachets
THE VIBES:
- FML – for when life’s cooked.
- WTAF – for chaos that defies words.
- LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE – for enforced hermit mode.
- ZERO F*CKS – for when apathy is the vibe.
- YOU F*CKING ROCK – for self-worship days.
- CHILL THE F*CK OUT – for calming feral nervous systems.
- SORE AS F*CK – for gym trauma and body aches
INGREDIENTS
- Magnesium Bath Salts: Each 100g sachet contains a mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (frankincense, patchouli, sandalwood, myrrh, geranium)
- Rollers: 100% pure essential oils, diluted to a skin-safe 2% in fractionated coconut oil.
