BATH & BODY OIL | FUCK MY LIFE 100ML
BATH & BODY OIL | FUCK MY LIFE 100ML

BATH & BODY OIL | FUCK MY LIFE 100ML

For when life’s gone to sh*t and soaking yourself in oily calm is the only therapy you can afford.
$68.00

If your stress levels have surpassed legally acceptable limits and you’re running on crumbs of serotonin, it’s time for an oily intervention.

This magical elixir isn’t here to fix your entire life, but it will make you slippery, soft and slightly less feral. Which, honestly, is a decent start.

Slap it on your skin or pump it into the bath to rehydrate your body, quiet your brain and zone out long enough to forget that steaming pile of sh*t waiting for you tomorrow.

I release today’s drama and welcome calm like the stress-free b*tch I was born to be.


1. Slather onto your skin all over or wherever you store your stress.
2. Pump 5 squirts of this heavenly elixir into a bath of warm water.
3. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are (but with glossier skin).

- Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
- Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes
- Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
- Jojoba Oil: Balances, nourishes and hydrates for juicy, supple limbs.
- Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, and leaves you softer than a marshmallow.
- Olive Oil: Rich in fatty acids that keep skin smooth and less reptilian.

Coconut Oil, Jojoba, Olive Oil, Frankincense, Lavender & Sandalwood Essential Oils
BATH & BODY OIL | FUCK MY LIFE 100ML
$68.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How do I actually use a bath or body oil?
  • Body: On damp skin (post-shower or bath), warm a few drops in your palms and glide it on. Damp skin = faster soak-in.
  • Bath: Add 1–2 tsp (5–10 mL) under running water, swish, then slide into the tub like a silky dolphin.
  • Bonus uses: Luxe massage oil, on thirsty elbows/knees/cuticles, on the face, but only if your skin actually likes oils.
Do the essential oils do anything or just smell good?
Both. Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers (like lavender for calm, citrus for uplift, eucalyptus for clarity). They shift your vibe while making you smell like you’ve got your life together.
How strong is the scent?
A plant-oil base + our signature essential oil blend at 4% dilution = strong enough to bring mood-shifting vibes, soft enough not to overwhelm your senses.
How long will it last?
100 mL bottle = about 50–100 full-body applications or 10–20 baths, depending on how obsessive you are with it.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).