BATH & BODY OIL | SORE AS FUCK 100ML
BATH & BODY OIL | SORE AS FUCK 100ML
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BATH & BODY OIL | SORE AS FUCK 100ML

For when beast mode got activated and so did regret. This is your post-workout apology letter, bottled.
$68.00

You went full beast mode and now your body’s filing for divorce. Walking feels like medieval torture, sitting requires divine intervention, and stairs? Babe, you live downstairs now.

This soothing Bath & Body Oil is basically couples therapy for you and your aching muscles. Pour it into the bath or slather it on sore bits and watch the tension tap out.

It won’t erase the trauma of leg day, but it will make you significantly less likely to sob on the toilet.

I accept the pain. I embrace the burn. And I gently ask my muscles to stop acting like I was hit by a f*cking bus.

1. Slather onto your skin all over or wherever you store your stress.
2. Pump 5 squirts of this heavenly elixir into a bath of warm water.
3. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are (but with glossier skin).

- Wintergreen – Comforts cranky, overworked muscles
- Peppermint – Cools tension and clears your "wtf was I thinking" brain fog
- Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
- Jojoba Oil: Balances, nourishes and hydrates for juicy, supple limbs.
- Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, and leaves you softer than a marshmallow.
- Olive Oil: Rich in fatty acids that keep skin smooth and less reptilian.

Coconut Oil, Jojoba, Olive Oil, Wintergreen, Peppermint & Lavender Essential Oils

Not for pregnant, breastfeeding women or children under 12.

BATH & BODY OIL | SORE AS FUCK 100ML
$68.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How do I actually use a bath or body oil?
  • Body: On damp skin (post-shower or bath), warm a few drops in your palms and glide it on. Damp skin = faster soak-in.
  • Bath: Add 1–2 tsp (5–10 mL) under running water, swish, then slide into the tub like a silky dolphin.
  • Bonus uses: Luxe massage oil, on thirsty elbows/knees/cuticles, on the face, but only if your skin actually likes oils.
Do the essential oils do anything or just smell good?
Both. Each blend is packed with pure essential oils chosen for their aromatic superpowers (like lavender for calm, citrus for uplift, eucalyptus for clarity). They shift your vibe while making you smell like you’ve got your life together.
How strong is the scent?
A plant-oil base + our signature essential oil blend at 4% dilution = strong enough to bring mood-shifting vibes, soft enough not to overwhelm your senses.
How long will it last?
100 mL bottle = about 50–100 full-body applications or 10–20 baths, depending on how obsessive you are with it.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).