SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G
SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G

SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G

Smells like every last f*ck going up in flames.
$40.00

When life gives you lemons, hurl them straight back at the universe and scream, ‘TRY HARDER, BITCH.’ Or light this candle and let it take the hit.

Sharp lemon peel and bright bergamot snap you out of despair, rosemary and sage serve herbal calm without the woo-woo and rosewood with vanilla remind you that you’ve f*cking got this.

Existential crisis, who?

I release today’s drama and welcome calm like the stress-free b*tch I was born to be.

1. Trim the wick to 5mm before lighting.
2. Burn for 2–4 hours on first use to avoid tunnelling.
3. Light it up. Breathe deeply. Try not to set anything on fire (except your f*cks).

Never leave unattended.

Top Notes: Lemon Peel Bergamot
Middle Notes: Rosemary Sage
Base Notes: Rosewood Vanilla

Soy Wax, Natural Fragrance Oil
SOY CANDLE | FUCK MY LIFE 200G
$40.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long will the candle last?
Depends on wick discipline and room vibes. A 200g jar typically gets ~30–40 hours. Trim the wick, don’t marathon-burn and you’ll squeeze every last glorious hour out.
What’s in it?
Natural soy wax, premium fragrance oils and a lead-free cotton wick. No toxins, no weird sh*t. Just clean burns and sexy smells.
Are soy candles safe for pets/kids?
While natural and safe, use common sense: burn out of reach of young kiddos, never leave unattended, ventilate rooms and snuff before nap time or playtime. Pets + open flames = instant nope.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).