OIL ROLLER | ZERO FUCKS 10ML
OIL ROLLER | ZERO FUCKS 10ML

OIL ROLLER | ZERO FUCKS 10ML

The essential oil roller that lets you become the CEO of Not Giving A Sh*t.
$25.00

You’ve hit your limit. The to-do list can choke. This is your citrus-scented resignation letter from giving a single fuck. 

Bergamot and orange team up to create a bright, citrusy cloud of ‘not my fucking problem’. Frankincense brings the apathy so you can act like you’ve never met a problem in your life.

Together, they make giving zero fucks feel borderline therapeutic.

I give exactly zero f*cks and honestly, it feels quite spiritual.


1. Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
2. Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.

- Bergamot – Balances nerves and boosts confidence
- Orange – Slaps you lovingly back to life
- Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
- 10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (4% dilution)

Coconut Oil, Bergamot, Orange, Frankincense 100% Pure Essential Oils
OIL ROLLER | ZERO FUCKS 10ML
$25.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

How long does the scent last?
Usually 1–3 hours, depending on your skin, the weather, and how chaotic your day is. Heat, workouts, or dancing on tables = stronger but shorter scent. Reapply when your aura feels flat.
Where do your oils come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Are they safe for sensitive skin?
Yep, they’re diluted and skin-friendly, but patch test first because everyone’s epidermis has its own drama.
How long will one roller last?
Each 10ml bottle will get you through ~1–3 minor meltdowns a day for about 3 months. Unless you’re going through something… then maybe sooner.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).