THE 411
Your olfactory off-switch when you’ve got no more f*cks left to give.
THE VIBE
The laundry’s multiplying, your inbox is gaslighting you and you just want to burn it all down. But guess what? You don’t need to quit life. You just need a citrus-scented recalibration. Roll this on, breathe deep and let the chaos roll right off your back. You give zero f*cks now and it looks good on you.
THE AFFIRMATION
I give exactly zero f*cks and honestly, it feels quite spiritual.
THE BLEND
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Bergamot – Cuts through stress like a hot knife
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Orange – Brightens the gloom with big sunshine energy
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Frankincense – Your inner peace dealer
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10ml roller of pure essential oils in fractionated coconut oil (2% dilution)
- Vegan. Cruelty free. Handcrafted in Australia.
- Glass bottle, steel roller ball, pocket-sized peace offering.
THE RITUAL
- Roll onto pulse points: wrists, temples, chest, wherever you store your stress.
- Inhale. Exhale. Carry on like the resilient little badass you are.
100% HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
Not obsessed? We’ll refund you or sort out an exchange. No questions asked.
