BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G
BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G
Close up of salty vibes bath salts and the word shit days written on the bag

BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G

For when you’ve done the most and deserve a citrus-soaked encore in your honour.
$13.00

Look at you go, doing the job of ten people, carrying everyone’s emotional baggage and somehow still holding it together. That’s not just survival, babe. That’s iconic behaviour.

This salty soak is your standing ovation in a tub: lemon, bergamot and orange (the three musketeers of emotional revival) slap your body out of its sulk while magnesium-rich salts soften every overworked muscle so you can stress less and remember how f*cking fabulous you are.

Pour it in, raise a glass, and toast to your own damn brilliance. Cheers to you, legend.

I’m in my main character era: strong, sassy and f*cking majestic. Somebody hand me a crown.

1. Get your ass in the bath.
2. Pour some salts.
3. Soak all your f*cks away.

- Lemon – Zesty, energising, full of main character energy
- Bergamot – Balances nerves and boosts confidence
- Orange – Slaps you lovingly back to life
- Magnesium: Unknots the chaos, one cranky muscle at a time
- Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, and leaves you softer than a marshmallow
- Mineral-rich mix of salts: Replenish the good stuff your body’s been missing

A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (lemon, bergamot, orange)
BATH SALTS | YOU FUCKING ROCK 100G
$13.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

Why bath salts though?
Because your nervous system is screaming, your shoulders are in your ears, and your brain’s running like Windows ‘95. Magnesium bath salts are therapy you can lie down for: they relax muscles, calm frazzled nerves and make your whole bathroom smell like emotional recovery. Because being a pruney little disaster kind of slaps.
Do they actually do anything?
Yep. Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.
Can I use them as a foot soak / shower steamer?
Abso-f*cking-lutely. ¼ pack in a bowl for feet, sprinkle in the shower or even leave a bowl out as a salty room diffuser. Desperate times = creative rituals.
Do they stain the bath or make it slippery?
Nope. No dyes, no weird residues. Just let them dissolve fully, step carefully into the bath and give the tub a quick rinse after. Easy.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).