BATH SALTS | FUCK MY LIFE 100g
Magnesium Salts to de-stress & rebalance
100g (single serve - 1 bath)
Love it or your money back. More info.
Handmade in Australia
100% natural, no crap
PRODUCT SUPERPOWERS
Description
Your last f*ck just packed its bags and left the building. Time to dump these salts in the tub, inhale like you’ve just discovered oxygen and float around like a bougie little sea cucumber until you’re blissfully pruney.
Frankincense sets the vibe for peace, sandalwood keeps you grounded and lavender tucks you in with a soft cuddle. Meanwhile, magnesium and mineral-rich salts work overtime to relax your body and quiet the chaos in your head.
Enjoy your existential float, ya mess.
Why it works
Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.
We make no medical claims, just damn good self-care.
How to use
1. Get your ass in the bath.
2. Pour some salts.
3. Soak all your f*cks away.
Ingredients
Shipping
We ship everywhere in Australia. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
★★★★★
Hits the spot
These bath salts are one of my favourites! I do love them all, however when I’m feeling sore from work or bending down too much or running errands after work this bath salt hits the spot. I relax in the tub for around an hour (my choice not essential) and this bag of gold does its magic! I love it and the fragrance is lovely. Thanks legend you’ve done it again!
— Kaylene P.
Bath Salts | Sore as fuck
★★★★★
Value for money
"Love the bath salts - my skin is so soft after every bath!!!! The multi pack of bath salts is such incredible value for money and provides the opportunity to smell and try all of the different varieties!!
Love the affirmations on the packets too!!
Love love love!! ❤️"
— Louise C.
Fuck it all soak box
★★★★★
Love love love
"I absolutely love your product! I’m nearly out of the salts, so will be purchasing again! Oh and I cracked up at all the potty swearing coz let’s face it who doesn’t use the F bomb everyday? I love love love it Sarah and your brand. Keep making incredible products coz they’re great.
— Michelle P.
Bath salts | Zero Fucks
★★★★★
Divine lusciousness!
"Love love love these products! I’m someone who really needs to chill the f out. The bath salts…omg…divine lusciousness! Jumped in to a steamy, melty, soft, blissful bath last night. The aromatherapy was spot on and just what I needed, slept like the proverbial with super soft skin. The oils I use multiple time a day at work."
— Juli-Anne R.
Bath salts | Chill the fuck out
who the f*ck we are
Self care for shit days
Forget green juice and silent retreats. We're the wellness brand for people who hate wellness wankery. Because life is serious enough, your daily rituals don’t have to be.
Pure essential oils
Blends to shift your vibe
100% natural - no crap
Sensitive skin safe. No parabens or sulphates
Handmade in Australia
In small batch quantities. Plus, we're a family business
Vegan + Cruelty-Free
Oils sourced from an ethical Aussie supplier
FAQ
Why bath salts though?
Because your nervous system is screaming, your shoulders are in your ears, and your brain’s running like Windows ‘95. Magnesium bath salts are therapy you can lie down for: they relax muscles, calm frazzled nerves and make your whole bathroom smell like emotional recovery. Because being a pruney little disaster kind of slaps.
Where do your ingredients come from?
We source from an Aussie supplier who works directly with ethical growers worldwide. No dodgy crap here.
Can I use them as a foot soak / shower steamer?
Abso-f*cking-lutely. ¼ pack in a bowl for feet, sprinkle in the shower or even leave a bowl out as a salty room diffuser. Desperate times = creative rituals.
Do they actually do anything?
Yep. Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.
Do they stain the bath or make it slippery?
Nope. No dyes, no weird residues. Just let them dissolve fully, step carefully into the bath and give the tub a quick rinse after. Easy.
Can you add a gift note to my order?
Absolutely. Add your message at checkout and we’ll handwrite your love note. Tick the “this is a gift” box at checkout and we’ll leave the prices off.