BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g
BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g
Close up of salty vibes bath salts and the word shit days written on the bag

BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g

When your tolerance for dumbasses is on 1%For when your tolerance for dumbasses is circling the drain and isolation looks sexier than small talk.
$13.00

Everyone’s too loud, too needy and way too close to your aura. One more “quick chat?” and you’re moving to a cave.

Until then, there’s this salty escape. Tip it in the tub, slide under, and let the water scream “NOT TODAY, ASSHOLES” on your behalf. 

Grapefruit perks you up, geranium smooths out the chaos and cedarwood tells your cortisol to sit the f*ck down. 

Lock the world out, disappear into the steam and let your brain buffer in peace. If anyone knocks, ugly cry until they back away slowly.

I deserve silence, solitude, snacks, zero notifications and a legally binding Do Not Disturb sign.

1. Get your ass in the bath.
2. Pour some salts.
3. Soak all your f*cks away.

- Grapefruit – A little slap of sunshine
- Cedarwood – Woodsy, warm, calm as hell
- Geranium – Balances moods and stressheads
- Magnesium: Unknots the chaos, one cranky muscle at a time
- Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, and leaves you softer than a marshmallow
- Mineral-rich mix of salts: Replenish the good stuff your body’s been missing

A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (grapefruit, cedarwood, geranium)
BATH SALTS | LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 100g
$13.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

Why bath salts though?
Because your nervous system is screaming, your shoulders are in your ears, and your brain’s running like Windows ‘95. Magnesium bath salts are therapy you can lie down for: they relax muscles, calm frazzled nerves and make your whole bathroom smell like emotional recovery. Because being a pruney little disaster kind of slaps.
Do they actually do anything?
Yep. Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.
Can I use them as a foot soak / shower steamer?
Abso-f*cking-lutely. ¼ pack in a bowl for feet, sprinkle in the shower or even leave a bowl out as a salty room diffuser. Desperate times = creative rituals.
Do they stain the bath or make it slippery?
Nope. No dyes, no weird residues. Just let them dissolve fully, step carefully into the bath and give the tub a quick rinse after. Easy.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).