BATH SALTS | FUCK MY LIFE 100g
BATH SALTS | FUCK MY LIFE 100g
Close up of salty vibes bath salts and the word shit days written on the bag

BATH SALTS | FUCK MY LIFE 100g

For when you’ve officially hit rock bottom and the only way out is to simmer in salty despair.
$13.00

Your last f*ck just packed its bags and left the building. Time to dump these salts in the tub, inhale like you’ve just discovered oxygen and float around like a bougie little sea cucumber until you’re blissfully pruney.

Frankincense sets the vibe for peace, sandalwood keeps you grounded and lavender tucks you in with a soft cuddle. Meanwhile, magnesium and mineral-rich salts work overtime to relax your body and quiet the chaos in your head.

Enjoy your existential float, ya mess.

I release today’s drama and welcome calm like the stress-free b*tch I was born to be.

1. Get your ass in the bath.
2. Pour some salts.
3. Soak all your f*cks away.

- Frankincense – Sets the mood for mental peace
- Sandalwood – Brings the grounding vibes
- Lavender – Wraps it all up in a gentle little hug
- Magnesium: Unknots the chaos, one cranky muscle at a time
- Coconut Oil: Locks in moisture, and leaves you softer than a marshmallow
- Mineral-rich mix of salts: Replenish the good stuff your body’s been missing

A mineral-rich mix of salts (sea salt, epsom salts, himalayan pink salts), magnesium, a touch of coconut oil and essential oils (frankincense, sandalwood, lavender)
BATH SALTS | FUCK MY LIFE 100g
$13.00

NICE SHIT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

and no we didn't bribe them

Info & FAQ's

Why bath salts though?
Because your nervous system is screaming, your shoulders are in your ears, and your brain’s running like Windows ‘95. Magnesium bath salts are therapy you can lie down for: they relax muscles, calm frazzled nerves and make your whole bathroom smell like emotional recovery. Because being a pruney little disaster kind of slaps.
Do they actually do anything?
Yep. Magnesium absorbs through your skin to ease muscle tension cramps, and stress. Essential oils work through your nose-brain connection to shift your mood. And getting in the damn bath? That’s magic, baby.
Can I use them as a foot soak / shower steamer?
Abso-f*cking-lutely. ¼ pack in a bowl for feet, sprinkle in the shower or even leave a bowl out as a salty room diffuser. Desperate times = creative rituals.
Do they stain the bath or make it slippery?
Nope. No dyes, no weird residues. Just let them dissolve fully, step carefully into the bath and give the tub a quick rinse after. Easy.
Where do you ship?
Everywhere in Australia. International is coming soon. If you’re desperate and overseas, email us and we’ll try to sort you out.
How much is shipping?
$8 flat rate within Australia. Free shipping over $80 because we bloody love ya.
How long does shipping take?
We pack orders within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is 2–5 business days depending on how deep in the sticks you live.
How can I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking number by email. Click the link and watch your salty goodies make their way to you in real time(unless Mercury retrograde eats the tracking updates, in which case, patience is your new ritual).